Interviewer: So, tell me a little bit about Sparta.
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England (Helena Hater #1): She replaced my eye cream with my genital cream.
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Athens (Helena's brother): She shaved my hair and sold it for wigs.
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Hermia: (Sparta's 2p): She replaced my birth control pills with breath mints.
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Barcelona (Helena's only good influence): She'll steal your money.
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Romano (Helena's friend): She puked in my special thermal socks.
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Megara (little sister): She said everyone was going to place 7 minutes in the closet.....she lied.
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Japan (finds Helena to be disturbing): She broke into my house naked and then stole all my porn.
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Canada (Who?): She told my parents I was kidnapped and used to ransom money to pay for a Brazilian prostitute.
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Austria (irritated with Helena): that bitch gave me a haircut while I was asleep.
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Prussia (Partner in crime/BFFF): I don't know how she got my fingerprints on the handgun-
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Finland (gave Helena coal): She sold me to the crowned prince of Calvadonia.
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Interviewer: Finish this sentence; Sparta can be-
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Greece (Helena's debt buddy): Opinionated
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Turkey (Helena hater #2): Manipulative
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Thebes (killed Helena): Deceitful
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Italy (is team Athens): Terrifying
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France (Helena's friend): Shifty
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Germany (easily annoyed by Helena): Horrible
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Spain (Helena's friend): confusing
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Interviewer: Anything else?
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Athens (brother): don't trust the bitch in Greece.
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Poland (would like totally rather be shopping right now): Don't-
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America (made a movie about Helena) Do not-
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Russia (finds Helena annoying) Do not trust that bitch.
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Sparta: Don't listen to them-I'm fan-fucking-tastic!
Barcelona (Helena's only good influence): you owe me like sixty dollars!
Sparta: Just be grateful you still have your hair and virginity :)
Barcelona: O.o
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If you guys get where I got this entire thing from, I'll love you forever.
Barcelona belongs to ThE_black-Midnight
