Lol hay there :3
I didnt get to update... my computer wants to die on me and I have zilch dollars to make up for it SOOO I'll have to try to do as much as I can :)
So ENJOY! :D
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*Your on a fancy cruise overseas, and your alone on the edge.*
You: Woow this is so beautiful. The moon is shining on my flawless skin >:D
*A guy appears (Zac Efron, etc.).*
Dude: Thats true ;)
You: >:D Hi who are you? How old are you? Are you ready for marriage commitment?! HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH?
Dude: Yeah I am... and I want to find the ONE on this cruise actually :') And.. I'm 111 pounds.
^I was going to write 666, but remembered that it'd be an Illuminati sign NVM
You: I'm pretty sure that's not healthy. 50% of your weight must go to those abs so NEVER MIND ME :)
*You flip your hair, and quickly put on makeup.*
Dude: Why are you putting on makeup?
You: SO YOU CAN *Heavily gasp* NOTICE ME!
Dude: I think you look better without it.
*He cleans it off with his thumb.*
You thinking: *MARRY ME RIGHT NOW!*
*The dude gets on one knee.*
You: WOOOOH MY SHIP IS SAILING WOOH!!!
*The cruise ship slowly sinks.*
You: Is this the part I give you my hand so you can put it on?
Dude: Yup :)
You: :DDDDDDD
*He puts his shoe lace hoop on your finger.*
You: HEHE you're funny >:D
*The dude stands up.*
Dude: What's funny?
You:...... WHERES THE RING? :(
Dude: What ring?
You: Proposal....? :(
Dude: Um, chill. I was tying my shoelace... and I already have a wife shes much prettier than you AND shes a race car model.
*Your heart dies, and the Captain and passengers rush to where you both are.*
Captain: HURRY! THE SHIP IS SINKING! EVERYONE TAKE THEIR SECURITY BLANKETS!
*Everyone grabs their security blanket.*
Captain: IF WE WANT THIS SHIP STOP SINKING, THEN WE NEED TO THROW SOMETHING THAT'S 111 POUNDS!!
Everyone: HURRY THE FRIDGE! AND FOOD! AND EVERYTHING REMOTELY EDIBLE!
You: STOP DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND HOW FOOD IS SO IMPORTANT? I'll handle this :)
*You throw the dude over.*
Dude: I'M SORRY OKAY I STILL WONT LOVE YOU!
You: Then I'm sure you'll love ripping into shreds from the ships engines. :)
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