Hai :D
Still holding strong on the updates (hopefully haha)
THIS CHAPTER IS ME!! When my food is missing, EVERYONE IS A SUSPECT!
(Spongebob, reference.)
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*You're in the cafeteria, eating food with some of your friends.*
Class: AND SHE WAS ALL LIKE OH MY GOD LOOK AT HER HAIR LIKE-
You: >-< I'll go to the bathroom... and maybe never come bac- I mean ILL BE BACK :D
*You run to the bathroom and hide.*
You: If I heard ANYMORE of this girly drama, I was just gonna die!
Lucy: Same..
You: O.o
*You look over the stall to see Lucy sitting there.*
You: Lucy what are you doing?!
Lucy: Listening to My Chemical Romance, while staring at the toilet. Hopefully it can flush my sadness and tears away..... wanna join?
You: o.O I'm fine.. BYE!
*You run back to the cafeteria.*
You: I'M BACKKKKKKK! And I'm back to you my foo-
*You look down at your plate and see its empty.*
You: WHAT WHO TOOK IT?! EVERYONE IS A SUSPECT EVERYONE DROP TO THE GROUND NOW!
*Everyone immediately drops.*
You: SOME LOW CLASS LIVING SCOUNDREL STOLE MY FOOD! MINE! WHO DID IT?
*No one says anything.*
You: No ones gonna admit eh? There's only one way to find out.. TURN ON THE SONG! WHOEVER SINGS DID IT!
*You turn on Welcome to the Black Parade.*
Class: W-w-when I was...
You: SAY IT! I KNOW IT WAS YOU!
*The whole room tries not to sing along.*
Voice: WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME TO THE CITY! (Okay I just love the song it's so meaningful)
You: WHO SAID THAT?
*You see Lucy run with food in her hands*
You: STOP ITS YOU!
*You tackle her.*
You: HAND OVER MY FOOD!
Lucy: IT'S NOT YOUR FOOD! IT'S MINE!
You: LIAR!
Lucy: Look under the table, it's THERE!
*You see your food under the table.*
You: Oh. Musta knocked it off while getting up.... FALSE ALARM!
*A new student watches from the office.*
Chalkboy: What a weird school....
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