Hey :)
OK BEFORE I START IM
SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPERRRR SORRY.......
I tried to update but I couldn't bring myself to do it... there's been a family death...
My grandfathers... something. Idk WHAT he was because my family tree reproduces faster than the Weasleys.
And people have the NERVE to ask if someone really died or "I'm faking it".
................
K im done if you can think THAT lowly of me okay.
(P.S. Ik it isnt Halloween yet but mehh.)
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*Your watching t.v. trying to tune out the sound of kids getting candy.*
Kid: Oh my thank you Mrs.____________!
Mom: No problem sweet chins! Now run along!
*The kid go to another house.*
You: Mom can I get candy?
Mom: No. Eat some celery instead.
*She walks away and you quickly think of a plan.*
You: Hm. Harley Quinn inspired hair... DERE we go :)
*You jump out of your window, and run in a wooded area.*
You: Oooh.. little kids. WITH a lot of candy ;)
Kids: Should we go to the nice woman's house?
Big kid: Yeah lets go!
*You jump out on them and they all pee.*
Kid: AHHHH HELP ANYONE ITS A BIG SCARY CLOWN!!
*Your mom's radars go off and all you see is her tackling you.*
Mom: DON'T WORRY KIDS I'VE GOT YOU! CLOWN WHO ARE YOU?
You: Um. A clown?
Mom: IT'S TIME WE SEE WHATS UNDER THAT MASK!
*She reaches for your mask and pulls it off.*
Mom: EL GASPO!
Kids: KEUCHEN!
You: Mom it's not what it looks like...
Mom: I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT IS!
You: :(
Mom: YOU SUCK IN MY HOUSE AND STOLE MY CHILDS FACE!
You: .... Year er I did that! MWHAHA!
Mom: DON'T WORRY HUN ILL GIVE YOU YOUR FACE BACK!
*Your mom rips off your face.*
You: Ow.
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