(My apologies if you're actually a kid lover lol)
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*Your mom and dad make you work at a daycare so you can leave them alone.*
Mom: Bye honey I hope I won't see you soon!
You: Love you too '-'
*Your mom drives away and you walk inside the daycare.*
Daycare manager: Hello You! You finally made it!
You: Yup :)
Daycare manager: I'm going on my break.. just look after the kids please. Oh, and look after our Parrot please!
Parrot: SQUAWK look after our Parrot please!
You: Sure :)
*You walk in and all of the kids cheer.*
Kids: Hi You!
You: Hey guys! So everyone lets just sit down and be nice, okay?
Kid: FOOD FIGHT!
You: NO!
*The kids throw food and you hide*
You: EVERYONE STOP! OR ELSE!
Kids: We aren't scared of you!
You: Oh really? B)
*You dress up as a clown and come back.*
You: EVERYONE BE QUIET OR ELSE YOU'RE DEAD!
Kids: AHH D:
Random kid: I just peed a little...
You: SHUT IT OR I'LL EAT YOU TOO TOMMY!
Tommy: I want to eat food, not to be eaten! D:
*All of the kids are nice and quiet so you undress the clown costume and watch everyone.*
Manager: Back from my break! Was everyone okay?
*You give the kids a nasty glare.*
Kids: Yeah.. You was totally nice!
Manager: I think we might hire you. So what about you, Parrot?
Parrot: sHuT iT oR i'Ll eAt YoU tOmMy
Manager: What?!
Parrot: You said be quiet or you are DeAd!
You: Uhh I think I need to go....
Manager: Wait a second.. kids did You bully you?
Kids: YEAH!
Tommy: You didn't even care when I PEED!
Manager: *Gasp* YOUUUU! How dare you! You are FIRED!
*The manager throws you outside and you get crushed along the road.*
Kids: THROW FOOD ON HER!
*Tommy pees on you.*
Tommy: Take THAT!
You: Ugh.. Parrot how could you?! I HATE YOU!
Parrot: ( ˘⊖˘) SQUAWK I hate you too!
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