HI GUYS!!!!!!!
Yes, I haven't updated in a while... school opened again... BUT I HAD THE WEEKEND OFF SO I AM SO YEAH!
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*It's the end of the school day and you get a note to see your teacher.*
You: Yeah? Teacher? Where are you I'm here...
Teacher: Oh I'm here all right honey B)
*Your teacher comes from the shadows.*
You: Uhm. What did you need help with?
Teacher: I lost my hairbrush in my suitcase.... wanna help me?
You: What will I get in return?
Teacher: Oh I don't know... money, free food, WiFi, ME and-
You: Got it. Wait YOU? Why would I want you?
Teacher: ;) I think we both know why ;)
You: o.O where's your suitcase...
*You bend down to look through her suitcase and she pushes you in.*
You: MRH! MRHH!
Teacher: I forgot to mention... you get to go to my house B)
*She takes you to her home and lets you out.*
Teacher: Soo.... I brought you here because I need an honest opinion.. I have no friends and I need someone to talk to :(
You: Aw honey that's why there's therapy :D
Teacher: T-T :(
You: Just kidding. I'll be your friend.... I guess.
Teacher: YASSS I GOT A BAE! IN THAT CASE-
*She strips off her clothes to reveal a bathing suit.*
Teacher: What do you think hmmm hmmm?
You: I-I think I need some bleach. And I need to go home...
*You run for the door but your teacher tackles you.*
Teacher: You can't go home B)
You: Why not?
Teacher: I told your parents we have a feild trip... and you're not coming home for a week. Which you aren't because you'll be staying with ME :)
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DUN !
DUN !
JOSH DUN!!!!
^See what I did there? Yeah I'm really not funny lool
SO ABOUT MY YT CHANNEL:
No it's not the girl doing the back flip loool although I saw that one and started laughing SOO hard...
Although my channel is Alyeah Green it isn't showing up... it's the one with Amandla Sterberg (Rue) On the PFP pic.
Ill have the link sent out on my Conversations and it'll be below:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3KrDXMxxiLvpjyuSxzNHJA
Remember, face reveal on 200 subs & me roasting myself T-T!!
Have a great everyone :DD
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