CONGRATS ICIESTOFBEARS
I really liked this entry because it felt like a traditional update... EXCEPT, you managed to make it your own!!
Plus I just found this really funny and you nailed writing Teacher!
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*You're on the internet looking at dates.*
You:Oh this one seems nice, she's a teacher, loves cookies and has a daughter. I've always wanted a step sister!
Dad:Honey..what are you doing?
You: Setting yo-I mean nothing..can we go to the arcade at 7:30 tonight?
Dad: Sure..what should I wear?
You: *Whispers* date attire...Dad: What?
You: Whatever you want *ahem* date attire
Dad: Hmm okay..why not a suit
You: Perfect!
*You're at the arcade.*
Teacher: Hi You B)
You:OH COME ON..YOUR PROFILE SAID YOU WERE 21
Teacher:Does my age really matter...I'm more experienced..now go play with your future sister,LYDIA
Dad:YOU WHATS GOING O-
Teacher: What's going on is you're getting married to this young lady B)
Dad: 0-o..You dont look that young
Teacher:THAT'S ENOUGH *ahem* I won't let this sudden outburst ruin our wedding.LYDIA THE RINGS
*Lydia takes the rings from the couple at table four.*
Lydia: Here you go Mom Teacher!
Teacher: Excellent.CHALKBOY!
Chalkboy: Yes Mrs teacher...can I eat chalk yet?
Teacher: No..not yet.First you must Marry me to this hunk B)
You & Lydia: EW!
Chalk boy:0-o Isn't he a bit..young for you?
Teacher:MARRY US OR NO CHALK FOR A MONTH
Chalk boy: Okay teacher...-whispers-sorry man-
Dad: D; HONEY WHATS GOING ON
teacher:BABAAABADAAAA BAAAABABAAADAAA BAAABAAAABAADAAABAAAABAAADA IM FINALLY GETTING MARRIED :')
Chalk boy: I now pronounce you man and demo-I mean wife
Teacher: Now that we're married its time to show you my true form B)
*Your Teacher turns into Satan.*
You all: D':
Lydia:I'm not surprised.
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