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*Your taking a free yoga class.*
Instructor: Now, everyone stretch upwards! Your scraping your the sky while riding in your car and-
You: OHH WOOH WOOH OOH WOOH OOH IM TAKING MY TIME ON MY RIIIIDEEE OHH WOOH OOH!
Instructor: Right. Maybe we should something less tiring...
You: AWH WE LIKE IT FAST LIKE YOGA CLASS?
Yoga class: Shut up we hate you. And that sounds very dirty.
You: I am a very dirty person ;) I like it wet and wild the most because-
Instructor: If one more word comes out of those lips I will-
You: I like wet and wild because dirt that just came from the rain smells good :)
Instructor: I hate everyone. So sit in a circle now!!
*Everyone sits in a circle.*
Instructor: NOW, we will all sit here and be in peace. Close your eyes and meditate!
*Everyone including you meditate.*
*You suddenly smell a fart and gag. Everyone else is still meditating.*
You: Huh. At least that I'm meditation is BROKEN, I should make something good out of it.
*You get up and start playing duck duck goose.*
You: DUCK.. DUCK... DUCK.... Ew you have lice... DUCK..... GOOSE!
*You slap the instructors head, and run around.*
Instructor: THAT IS IT! I AM DONE!!
You: What? :)
Instructor: SECURITY!
*The security gaurds come to take you away.*
You: ALL I WANTED TO DO IS TO PLAY A GAME :(
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100 Things Normal People Do NOT Understand
RandomDon't you hate that one awkward moment when you bluff out on something you love, and normal people don't understand. Here's how to avoid all of that junk. ~Cover is yet to come~ Copyright, A l e y a h. ALL rights are reserved. THANK YOU SOOO M...
