*You're forced to get a job so your family wont go homeless.*
Moms kid: You sure you're gonna be okay?
You: Yeah I'll be fine! Now go get some alone time!
Moms kid: Yeah I needed that! Thanks hon, Ill pay you your $15 per hour soon!
You: SURE :D
*As soon as the door closes, you flop on the couch and turn on the T.V.*
Kid: *Pokes* You.. you.. you.. YOU!
You: WHAT?
Kid: Do you wanna play a game?
You: Suree.. lets play Get Out or Die Trying!
Kid: Oooh... okay!
You: I'll rake you to your first place: you have to get out or die trying!
*You take her to the basement and lock up the door in various chains.*
You: NOW TRY TO GET OUT! Hehehe... Oh one more thing.. there!
*You finish adding the last chains.*
Kid: *BANGS* I dont think I wanna play anymore!
You: What? Who said that? :) FINALLY I can go get some sleep...
*You flop on the couch and sleep for hours until you hear the doorbell.*
You: Hello!
Mom of kid: Hi You! Woow the house is in perfect shape!
You: *Puffs chest* Well what do you expect? Its me taking charge hehe :)
Mom of kid: True! Now, where is Kid?
You: Ah.. I took her down to the basement to play.... Ill be right back!
*You run to the basement.*
You: KID! YOUR MOM IS HER-
*You see the chains off the door and blood smeared across the floor.*
Mom of kid: What's wrong...... AHHHH WHAT DID YOU DO?!
*To this day, Kid has been out there, begging people to play a game with her.*
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