62: Don't Give Your Teacher A Coffee Machine!

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Yes, please don't do this.

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*You realize your grade in class is pretty low so you decide to pull a prank on your teacher.*

You: Stick it on... there!

*You add a "Voice Activated" sticker on the coffee machine.*

*The bell rings.*

Teacher: MORNING MY CHILDREN HOW ARE YO-

*Your teachers eyes land on the coffee machine.*

Teacher: OH MY GOD! DOES ANYONE KNOW WHY I LOVE COFFEE?

Lucy: So it can refresh the dark depressing feeling of waking up early in the morning?

Teacher:.... No....

Lucy: Oh.

Teacher: ANYWAYS.. WHOEVER GAVE ME THIS I-L-Y! Omg its voice activated!

*Your teacher bends over to the coffee machine to activate it.*

Teacher: POUR THE COFFEE! I said POUR!

*Chalkboy silently walks up to the coffee machine and switches it on.*

Chalkboy: Hey Teach, I think you're missing something...

*Hot coffee is running and Chalkboy pushes your Teachers head in.*

Teacher: AHHH! TURN OFF MACHINE TURN OFF! MA FACE :(

*Your teacher runs to the nearest hospital.*

Class: WOOOH NO TEACHER!

Chalkboy: WE CAN EAT CHA-

You: SHUT UP!

Chalkboy:... :(.....

You: Can you appreciate the fact we dont have a teacher?

Lydia: YOU ALL BETTER APPRECIATE IT WHILE IT LASTS, CAUSE IM HERE CLASS :)


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