*You're in class and you suddenly hear an Amber Alert.*
Amber Alert: WEEE WOO! Incoming tornado! Take cover in 10 minutes!
Teacher: EVERYONE get UP! To the tornado safe room!
You: Our school can afford that?
Teacher: Surprisingly yes...
*She leads you to the basement and opens the hatch.*
Teacher: Now, everyone get comfy, there's even a large bed!
Chalkboy: Wait.. but everyone else wants to be on the bed... and there's only one
*Your teacher plops on the bed.*
Teacher: Then I guess we'll all have to lie on the bed TOGETHER ;)
You: UHHHH
Teacher: Who wants to massage my extra toe for extra credit?
You: IM OUT!
Class: RIGHT BEHIND YA D:
Chalkboy: ME TOO!
*You, Chalkboy and Class run out of class and go outside.*
Chalkboy: Thank god.. fresh air to clear the smell of teacher :)
Class: True... wait what's that in the distance?
*You all see the tornado coming.*
You: WE'RE GONNA DIE, TAKE COVER!
*You all fall down but see the tornado come closer. Then, your teacher comes.*
Teacher: GASP! Students get back in here before-
*Your teachers clothing flies up in the air, leaving her swimsuit.*
Teacher: YAAAY SWIMSUIT FALL OFF SO THEY CAN SEE MY BODY!
You: NOPE!
*You push your teacher in the tornado.*
Chalkboy: YAY good job You :)
*Seconds later, the swimsuit is thrown out of the Tornado.*
You: NOO RUN BEFORE WE SEE HER WITHOUT HER SWIMSUIT!
*You hear your teacher dying slowly, so you turn around and see a sight you will never forget.*
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I'm so sorry I made you see that...
YT vid + New book.. Working on it ;)
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Im deciding on turning the Melanie Martinez Fan fic into a Jacob S cringe thing, bc Melanie isn't going anywhere...
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