89: Don't Mess with your Teacher!

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*You convince your class to pretend to be monkeys just to mess with your Teacher.*

You: Guys, Teacher is coming! Everyone get ready!

*Everyone gets on the tables and start hooting.*

Teacher: Good morning class, how are you?

Class: OOOH OHHH EEE EEE

Teacher: Oooh ohh ee ee TURN UP!

You: '-' We're monkeys...

Teacher: Ohhh...

Chalkboy: EE EE!

*Chalkboy launches himself at the Teacher.*

Teacher: AAAAH STUPID MONKEY!

*She hurls Chalkboy away and everyone attacks her.*

Teacher: GAAA I am done! Find another Teacher cause I'm out of here!

*Your whole class stops and freezes.*

You: NOO! Okay, you might be weird but without you the author would have no ideas!

Author: *cries* ITS TRUE

Teacher: Pfft I know everyone loves me! :D

*Your Teacher strips off her clothes.*

Teacher: LETS GET WILD!

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