Hola my fellow children!
This chapter may be a bit unrealistic, yet I GO THROUGH THIS EVERYDAY.. *Sobs*
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*Your mom invites her rich boss over for Christmas dinner.*
Mom: Soo, You don't you think the dinner is awesome?
You: Uh huh sure whatever you say...
*You watch videos on your phone.*
Boss: GASP! Your child is sarcastic! I'd never let anyone sarcastic work for ME!
Mom: '-' I'll... return shortly...
*She snatches your phone and runs away.*
You:..... NO MY VIDEO D:
*Your mom returns within thirty seconds and gives you a smug smile.*
Mom: HEHEHEH! TRY TO FIND IT NOW YOU SUCKER!
Boss: .. O.o
Mom: I mean :)
You: Two can play this game.. :) Be right back!
*You rush to your parents room in search of your phone, and dig under the bed.*
You: Why do they have so much stuff.... and why does mom have a bunch of Kylie Jenner pictures down here?
*You hear your mom run into the room.*
Mom: ALERT ALERT MY PICTURES ARE BEING VIOLATED!!
*You hide under the bed.*
Mom: BURGLAR COME OUT I HAVE A HAIR TIE AND A SPEED CALL TO PIZZA AND IM NOT AFRAID!
*Your mom searches the room quickly.*
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Mom: THATS IT IM CALLING 911!
You: Wait mom '-'
*You come from under the bed.*
Mom: HONEY DID THE BURGLAR STEAL YOU TOO O-M-G I am what you kids call "SHOOK"!
You: Mom it was ME! I'm perfectly fine :/
Mom: 'O' THATS IT! I'M SICK OF YOU NOT LISTENING TO ME! There's only one thing to do...
You: '-'....
*Your mom gives back your phone.*
You: Thanks mom :D... but what were you so upset about?
Mom: ಠ◡ಠ
You: ... :(
*Your mom takes away your charger and watches your phone die.*
Mom: You wanted your phone.. you got it now :)
You: MOM YOU'RE SO CRUEL!
*You quickly try to watch your video and your phone dies.*
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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