24: Don't Go to Barber Shops!

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*Your at a barber shop.*

Barber: Hi what style do you want? :)

You: I dunno it's really long so I should probably-

Mom: CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT!

*Your mom dances.*

Barber:... Okay sit down. We'll do something basic :)

*The barber takes barely a centimeter of your hair and gets ready to cut.*

Barber: On the count of three.. One... two... thre-

Mom: NO!! NOT THE LONG, BEAUTIFUL HAIR!

You: ... Mom have you seen my hair?

Mom: Nonsense honey, your hair is GORGEOUS!

*She ruffles up your hair, and it falls off.*

Mom: GASPO :o

Barber: :0

You: Woah barber you have double eyes :o

*You Break the fourth wall.

Barber: What?

*A girl walks in.*

Girl: AHAHAHA! You thought his/her weave wasn't visible!

You: This actually wasn't weave it-

Girl: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

You: This is!

*You snatch the weave of the girls hair.*

Girl: OHMYGODMAHAIROHMYGODHOWCOULDYOU :(

*She runs out.*

Mom: Bae how could you?

You: Do what mom?

Mom: I don't know honey.. ripping that hairs off like an animal.. your gonna have to go to Dr. Phil for therapy!

You: Mom what IT WASN'T EVEN HER REAL HAIR IT WAS CLEARLY A WEAVE!!

Mom: WELL SAY THAT TO YOUR THERAPIST!!

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Hi.

If you were that person who looked down because they couldnt contain the oh so suspense..


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