I won't even try to apologize..............
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IM SORRY OK :(
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*Awkward slow clap.*
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*You're sick and tired of your teacher so you decide to transfer out of her class.*
Office Lady: So you wanna go to Mr. Hampton's class?
You: Yeah anyone but Teacher Monica :(
Office Lady: Done and done. Your class starts in 5 minutes.
You: Thanks!
*You walk in your new room and everyone smiles.*
Mr. Hampton: Hi You! Welcome to our class where all we do is eat marshmallows and watch movies ^-^
You: Wha- EAT MARSHMALLOWS? MOVIE? OK IM STAYING!
*You do nothing the whole period, and have fun, but the bell rings.*
Mr. Hampton: Class don't eat anything tomorrow! I'm cooking up some enchiladas and pizza and cake!
You: I WONT SHOW UP LATE :D
*You skip out of class, but something yanks you into the darkness.*
You: WHAT?! HELP HELP!!
*Your hand is clamped over by a wrinkly hand.*
You: MRH! MRHHHH!
Teacher: Don't fret bae ;)
*Your teacher pats your head.*
Teacher: I saw you transferring outta MY CLASS! Well we'll see about dat ;)
You:... Okay?
*You go home and flip through channels.*
You: Ugh nothing interesting is on!
Mom: Put it on channel four! The hot news reporter will be on ;)
You: Okay o.O
News Reporter: Breaking news! A murder has occurred, a man by the name of Fred Hampton has died. The murder is not caught, but this is what the officers have to say!
Officer: Well at one point we had a grip on the murder... she spun around and gave me a whiff of her breath.... nearly died. Her shirt ripped though, and I still have a patch.
*The officer shows a familiar bathing suit.*
You: WAIT I KNOW WHO IT IS!
Mom: What? You know where the news reporter keeps his underwear? Oooh ;)
You: Ew no! I know who the murder is!
Mom: GASP! O-M-G! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
You: Report her in.
Teacher: I don't think so :)
*Your teacher comes from the shadows and wipes the blood off her hands.*
Teacher: I KILLED someone so you could be in my class. So you ain't moving anywhere..... believe ME :)
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DUN
DUN
MY FRIEND MET JOSH DUNNN
^Reliasied this wasn't funny but
ITS ACTUALLY TRUE MY FRIEND ACUTALLY MET JOSH DUN
Well they met for 0.2 seconds BUT STILL IM JEALOUS
J-E-A-L-O-U-S!!
As you now know I'm from Ohio and they do things ALL around here....
I know I'm ranting..
Next chapter will have the dedications just reminding.
I guess thats all byeeeee have a good night/morning/afternoon!
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