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*It's nighttime at your boarding school and your teacher comes in to tuck you in.*
Teacher: Goodnight students.. and SPECIFICALLY to you YOU ;)
You: *Shiver* I don't think I'll be able to sleep at all now :(...
Teacher: Yeah because I'll be there when you try to sleep and my beauty reawkens you and-
You: Yeah no go away!
Class: Yeah leave!
Teacher: Fine. I was gonna go have a romantic moonlight dinner anyways... BYE BABIES :)
*She goes to get her car.*
You: GASP.. SHES GOING ON A CAR..
Class: Which means shes gonna drive!!
You: ...... Yeah.. okay so here's the plan..
*You and Class crawl out of the window and go in the trunk of your teachers car.*
Teacher: Lalalalala fishin for romance laaaaaaaaa leee deeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Class: o.O
You: He he he!
Teacher: WHO WAS DAT?
*Your teacher stops the car and goes for the trunk.*
Class: Oh no she's not as dumb as I thought D:
*Class crawls into the driving seat and speeds away.*
You: Wow you know how to drive?
Class: Nope!
*The car spins into the tree and you see your Teacher in the distance.*
You: RUN!
Class: I can't I'm bleeding to death!
You: Suit yourself....
*You run off at 100 miles per hour and won't stop.*
You: Whew I lost her..... just in case..
*You jump over a bridge and hide under a bunch of lily pads.*
*30 minutes later you hear footsteps over the bridge.*
Teacher: Mmm the water is perfect.
You: O.O How is she here..?!
Teacher: Mm the water is so warm that I could just.... bathe in it :)
You: NO!!
*Your teacher jumps into the lake.*
You: AHH!
Teacher: What is this? A clump of talking lily pads?!
*She takes off the pads and gasps.*
Teacher: OMG BAE!
You: NO I'M NOT YOUR BAE GAH MY EYES WHERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES WOMAN?!
Teacher: Well this is my date outfit!
You: Whose your date?
Teacher: The fish of course!
*All the fish in the world dies hearing this.*
Teacher: Well.... not anymore. But someone else can.. ;)
*She turns slowly to you.*
You: NO BYE!
*Your teacher chases you back to school.*
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