*You're family is eating dinner while you try to slip out of the house unnoticed.*
Mom: Honey where are you going?
You: Uh you know just uh outside.
Mom: Okay honey be back before curfew. :)
You: Okay see you never bye!!
*You run outside and get in your friends car.*
Kat: I'm surprised they didn't let you go 'o'
You: Me too :/ Oh well they've gotten better.
Dawg: SHUT UP AND LETS GO THE CONCERT STARTS IN 10 MINUTES!
You: STEP ON IT KAT!
*Kat runs through 10 red lights and you all get there in thirty seconds.*
You: Guys hurry inside we need front row seats!
*You guys push past everyone and get to the front.*
Dawg: LOOK ITS MELANIE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*Melanie Martinex gets ready to sing.*
Melanie: Hey girl, open your walls play with your dolls. We'll be a perfect family-
You: WHEN YOU WALK AWAY, IT'S WHEN WE REALLY PLAY!!
Dawg: YOU DON'T HEAR ME WHEN I SAY!
Kat: MOM, PLEASE WAKE UP!
Security: Hush! We're going on a commercial break!
*You see Melanie walk off the stage and you follow her.*
You: HI MELANIE I'M A CRYBABY SO NOTICE ME!
Melanie: *Laughs* Aw you're so cute!
You: *Dies screams does happy dance internally.*
You: Can I get your autograph?
Melanie: Sure! Wait.. who's that behind you?
*You look in the corner of your eyes and see your friends.*
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You: Uhh they're nobodies.. SIGN IT NOW!
*Your friends run up and crash you down.*
Friends: MELANIE HI MARRY US!
Melanie: *Screams* SECURITY TAKE THEM AWAY!
You: No Melanie sign my face D:
Melanie: No! How could I sign such a bumpy surface?!
*She looks at Kat.*
Melanie: Now THAT is something worth signing on :D
*She writes on Kat's face.*
Kat: Thanks :D
Melanie: Welcome hon :D NOW SECURITY GET THE COUNTERPARTS OUT NOW!
You: WAIT ALL I WANTED WAS A SIGNATURE!!
Dawg: Stop you've literally ended EVERY chapter with the security taking you away and you saying what you wanted!
*The fourth wall falls down.*
You: OW THE WALL HIT ME!
Melanie: Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic...
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IF YOUR NOT A CRYBABY YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND.
Plus I'm so generous I'll put one of her videos here....
WARNING: The part when the bunny comes, it's a bit scary/disgusting but YES watch it.
THANK ME LATER
PLUS THE MUSIC VIDEO IS SO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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