100 Things Normal People Do NOT Understand

25: Don't Go to Birth Day Parties!

Hello '-'

I know your freaked out about my little panic attack in the last chapter.

WHO CARES

This is what makes me happy tbh!! I still will delete my acc probs because this news is BOUND to get to my parents...

Which will result in my death (:

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*Your mom forces you to go to Girl's birthday.*

You: Mom why do I have to go?

Mom: Because you embarrassed her at the barber shop!

You:... How is this drastic?

Mom: Because her dad is my boss who just MAY fire me and we'll have to rent out a card board box.

You: .. Oh. Okay then.

Mom: I'lll meet you in the car. Wear something nice honey (:

You: Sure '-'

*You wear the clothes you find in the dirty clothes hamper.*

You: Huh. Oh well it smells good enough (:

*You walk out to your car, and your mom attacks you with perfume.*

You: AGH STAPH :( Cough mom why does this smell like compost?

Mom: Well you see our flowers died and my flower perfume ran out so the dirt was my next choice :D

You:.....

Mom: :D

You: Okay mom can we get going?

Mom: Ok :)

*You guys drive for and hour while your mom sings.*

Mom: Life is a high way to HELLoo

You: .. Mom.. I think we're here..

Mom: Oh my gosh 'o'

*She runs up to the front door.*

Mom: HAY YOUR HOES ARE HERE :D

You: Mom! Do you even know what that word means? Don't say that!

Mom: Well it's a word people use to describe my bae Kylie Jenner so I love it :D

You:...

*The door opens.*

Girl: Well um like come in ahaha..

You: '-' Okay.

*You guys walk in and see presents up to the ceiling, with 20 cars.*

Girl: Ugh I wish daddy got me more cars.. I only got 20!

You: Dude I cant even afford a bike handle.

Girl: Poor child. Oh well why aren't you wishing me a happy birthday?

Mom: Hapy birthday to youuuuuuuuu

*Your mom nudges you to sing.*

You: Your age is finally higher than your IQ

Mom: GASP

Girl: YOUCH? Whats an EYE QUEE? Oh my god is there a Q-tip in my eye?!

*She screams while wrecking her cars.*

Mom: Don't worry Girl ill put this car away from you :D

*Your mom turns on the car and runs Girl over.*

Girl: AUGH HALP D: Because I'm ran over I-

Shawn Mendes: I'll be needing stitchesss

You: Well... do you see anyone complaining that your hurt?

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This chapter is really bad.

I hate certain people with an certain extent...

No not you.

But some guys at my school are really annoying.

Ok see I just needed to say that... BUT I have a question

IS it OKAY if I dedicate the people not today but tomorrow with #26? All I want its to fall asleep and never wake up

idk.