85: Don't Watch Anime!

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My dear Anime friends....

I am sorry :(

(READ BOTTOM FOR SOME KNOWLEDGE LOL)

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*It's the weekend so you decide to watch some T.V.*

You: Oooh I wanna watch Fairy Tail this time :D

*Your mom stomps inside the room.*

Mom: YOOOOOOU!

You: Yes mom...?

Mom: You didn't wash the dis-

*Your mom sees Fairy Tail on the screen.*

Mom: Ew look at that guy with pink hair?! Why does he look like a CRIMINAL?

You: Mom his parents got killed when he w-

Mom: OH MY GOD! Look at that green boy, his eyes looks like bugs!

You: Okay mom I get it!

Mom: And god... those girls have NO fashion sense! Cover up!

*Natsu and Lucy kiss.*

^Btw, that Lucy is from Fairy Tail.*

Mom: OH HECK NO!

*Your mom snatches the remote and changes it to Opera music.*

You: NOOO that was the good part :(

Mom: Lets watch this TOGETHER!

You: Lets get rid of the Opera channel TOGETHER!

Mom: What was that?

You: Nothin' mom... *sobs internally*

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Again, SORRY to the anime fans.. I don't really have bad things to say about anime because I've never watched any sort of anime..

And I got my info on a Fairy Tail Wiki site so I'm sorry if it isn't accurate...

ANYWAYS THANK YOU FOR 231K READS!! And plus, we're on the leader board!!

GO WEIRD PEOPLE WOOOH *Streamers*


Okay, really though. GO WEIRD PEOPLE!! We are unique, different and beautiful in our own different way!

YOU KNOW WHAT? WE'RE SALMON!

YOU KNOW WHY?

Because Salmon can swim against the current

*Mic drops.*

I'm outta here, have a good morning/ afternoon/ night <3

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