100 Things Normal People Do NOT Understand

76: Don't Kidnap your Whole Town!

AHH I'm sorry for not updating!

My mother shut down the WiFi until I finished my assigned book.. and I did! Now I need to do the assignments T-T

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*Your whole class return to the school to make a master plan.*

Principal: Guys... we have to end this now...

You: Well it's too far now... Teacher will scar EVERYONE!

Lucy: Except me, I'm already scarred. I read too many Wattpad fics, that's why..

Class: Oh my god, the Forest Fic?

Lucy: Yas.

Principal: Right. Well, we need the whole town to be safe! So we're going to have to force them to come...

Class: Just tell them we have an everlasting buffet... then we lock them in!

Principal: Well, since we can't beat Teacher, I guess we'll have to avoid her.. Derek make the announcement! We'll lock them in the basement once everyone makes it.

Derek: Done and done. I just made a fake ad, and everyone should arrive in 5 minutes.

Principal: Good! Okay, move out to the doors to welcome everyone in!

*Five minutes pass by and the whole town shows up.*

Town: WE JUST WANT FOOD :D

Principal: Food is in the basement everyone!

*The whole town runs down to the basement, and Class locks it.*

You: Whew! Everyone is safe now!

Teacher: How could you be sure about THAT?

*You see your Teacher standing near the gate of your school.*

You: YOU!

Teacher: Me :)

Chalkboy: CHALK BOI :D

Teacher: .. Anyways, step away from the door or I will force you!

You: Wait! Lets make a deal, then!

Teacher: Make it quick and we'll see ;)

You: If you just STOP this, scaring everyone, and just go back to being a teacher, I'll find you a date!

Teacher: Hmmm...

You: AND you can be as creepy as you want!

Teacher: I don't need your deal! My milkshakes bring da boys to the yard anyways!

Derek: I don't think so...

*Derek casually strolls in, a file in his hand.*

Derek: ACTUALLY... I took the record in the Toy store, AND all of this years class.. so if you try to attack anyone, I think the FBI would LOVE to see it!

Teacher: Um... BYE! DON'T BE LATE FOR CLASS GUYS!

**Your turn turns around and runs away.*

You: Woah.. Derek, how did you find all of that?

*Derek opens the file, and it's empty.*

Derek: I just pretended to have something inside of it!

 You: Smart... now let's go tell everyone else!

*You and Derek head downstairs.*

You: GUYS GUESS WHAT?!

*No one responds.*

You: ....

*You open the basement door,  and don't see anyone.*

Derek: Hello...?

*The people of the town grabs you suddenly.*

You: OW!

Town: WE'VE BEEN WAITING HERE FOR FOOD... SO WE HAD NO CHOICE!

Class: They ate Lucy....

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SORRY THIS CHAPTER IS BAD!

I'm glad the Teacher stopped running around! Yes, she will stay mostly at school and be a bit of a creep.....

If you read for this long, thanks, and have a good morning/evening/lunch/ brunch?

:D