*You and your friends are walking home from school.*
Friend: And then she was all like- OH MY GOD!
You: What?
*She points to a bar of gold on the ground, and you pick it up.*
Friend: Think of how many homeless people could be norished from this!
You: Think about how much food I can buy from this!
Friend: What?
You: Huh? What?
Friend: ... Okay. Let's go get this baby cashed!
*You two run to the nearest bank before your friend gets grabbed by a man.*
Man: GIMMIE THE GOLD!
You: Um. Why would I do that?
*The man pulls out a knife.*
Man: Or your friend is gone.
Friend: GIVE HIM THE DARN GOLD!
You: ... Hm I dunno. How much is 1 bar?
Man: About 1226 bucks... why?
You: GOTTA TOODLES! BYE FRIEND :)
Friend: NOOOOOOOOO
*You run to the bank, which is conveniently a inch away.*
Banker: What do you have for me today?
*You show him the bar of gold, and her knocks on it.*
Banker: Ah.. this prank again '-'
You: What do you mean?
Banker: Good old real plastic gold :)
You: WHAT ITS PLASTIC? OH MY GOD I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW AUGHHHH
Melanie Martinez: Don't be dramatic, it's only some plastic...
You: '-'... Wait. THAT MEANS MY FRIEND IS GONE D:
*You run to where your friend was.*
You: FRIEND WHERE ARE YOU???
*From that day on, you haven't seen your friend again.*
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