43: Don't Yell at Pineapples!

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Hola buenos tardes!

^EH EH? *Wiggles eyebrows*

Spongebob reference!

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*You're in the cafeteria getting food.*

Lunch Lady: Next!

You: HI :D

Lunch Lady: YOU again... thought that oil killed you... apparently not :(

You: Hey I love you too!

Lunch Lady: Hey you know what... take this pineapple and leave me alone....PLEASE!!!

*You take the Pineapple and gasp.*

Lunch Lady: What could it POSSIBLY be now '-'?!

You: ITS SPONGEBOB! SPONGEBOB COME OUT!!!!

*You bite on the Pineapple and jump on it.*

Lunch Lady: PLEASE STOP!

You: YOOOOOOOO WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA!

Cafeteria: SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!

Lunchlady: SHUT UP!

*You gasp again.*

You: It all makes sense... MY LIFE MAKES SENSE!

Lunch Lady:.. I dont care!

You: Teacher is Patrick because she's dumb like rocks...

Teacher: HEY!

*You point to the lunch lady's nose.*

You: You're squidward because you're nose looks like a giant rain drop and you're always grumpy!

Lunch Lady : T-T.... Remember.. I'M THE ONE WHO GIVES YOU YOUR FOOD! SO I COULD POISON YOU MWAHAHAHA

*She chokes on her laughter.*

You: ヽ(∇⌒ヽ)(ノ⌒∇)ノ I- I-I REALLY DON'T CAREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!1

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