I'm sorry this is in a rush. My mom made me get off the computer at 9:30 or she would beat me up :(.
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*The bell rings and class is over.*
You: And tonight me and my dad are going to dance class!
Chalkboy: Cool.
*Your teacher hears this.*
Teacher: Dance eh? Hehhe..
*It's after school and your dad drives you to the class.*
Dad: Lets listen to the radio..
News: And breaking news- Dance instructor is dead! A substitute will take over.
Dad: Aw.. I liked that woman :(. Oh well, we'll do well with the sub :).
You: Yeah..
*You and your dad arrive at the Dance room.*
You: WHAT THE-
Teacher: YOU :D I'm the substitute!
*You try to turn around, but the door locks.*
Teacher: Today, I am going to teach you all how to twerk!
Dad: Yas it's gonna be L.I.T!
You: NO!
Teacher: Now put your hands on your knees, and shake that booty!
*Your dad twerks and your teacher notices.*
Teacher: Oooh sir are you married? ;)
*Your dad swallows his wedding ring.*
Dad: NOPE IM SINGLE :)
You: NO dad! You have a family!
Dad: There's ONE thing I have to say to THAT!
*Your dad twerks and causes a massive earthquake.*
Your dad & Teacher:
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*Your mom bursts down the door.*
Mom: WHAT is going on here?!
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