What the actual heck... #86?!
THIS BOOK IS BASICALLY DONE SOON WHAT!?
(Yes, there will be a final 5 contest so start thinkin (;)
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*You and your mom are shopping for some clothes.*
Mom: Blah blah blah MONEY blah blah FOOD blah blah blah....
You: Keep on talking mom '-'
*You suddenly see your crush turning the corner.*
You: (♥ω♥*) Mom shhh! That's my crush!
*Your mom suddenly stops talking and looks serious.*
Mom: It's alright honey, I'll go over here and leave you to talk with your crush :)
You: Wow thanks mom for understanding!
*You casually lean on a shelf and clear your throat.*
You: Ahem... so do you come here often?
Crush: Just when I need to...
*Your crush starts to walk away but you follow him.*
You: Sooooo do you work out? I'm surprised you haven't gotten kicked out of the store, with those six packs and two guns! Hehe..
Crush:..... Um what?
You: I-I'm talking about your muscles and six pack erm ah...
Crush: ಠ_ಠ I've gotta go and ma-
*Your Crush's bag falls so you bend over to pick it up.*
You: I've got it.. *TOOT*
Crush: O.o
*Your mom bursts outta nowhere.*
You: Haha! What type of gas what THAT? Ha ha!
Crush:.... I'll be going now..
*Your mom grabs your crush.*
Mom: Listen you little sucker, I need you to date You and marry her and have children.... or You's going to die alone!
Crush: I-I'm already in a relationship though....
Mom: FINE, go you little sucker! We'll find who you're dating soon enough :)
Crush: I'M OUTTA HERE! :(
*Your crush runs away and you start crying.*
You: I'M DOOMED! Mom, will I die alone?
Mom: Want me to tell you the truth?
You: Yeah..
Mom: Yes, you probably will die alone with nothing than those strange books you read...... but you can ALWAYS come to visit us :D
You: (╥_╥)
YOU ARE READING
100 Things Normal People Do NOT Understand
RandomDon't you hate that one awkward moment when you bluff out on something you love, and normal people don't understand. Here's how to avoid all of that junk. ~Cover is yet to come~ Copyright, A l e y a h. ALL rights are reserved. THANK YOU SOOO M...
