Heyo!!
THIS ONE IS ACTUALLY RELATABLE BECAUSE HONESTLY
You all probably have that one friend who comes over, and casually tries to steal your wifi password.
LIKE NOOOOOOOO
But if you have no friends *like me* join my cardboard box :]
ALSO ALSO ALSO, I am sincerely sorry if you have the same name as one of the characters. I don't mean to offend anyone '3'
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*Your parents are out so your friends come over.*
Kat: I'm bored.
Dawg: I'm bored too.
*They both stare at you.*
You: What? I sacrificed my mashed potatoes to you, what more could you two want?
Friends: ( ಠ◡ಠ )
You:..... I don't like your faces... o.O
*Your friends slowly approach you and manage to corner you.*
You: AHH I HAVE CLASS TREE FOAM BEE A!!
Friends: ... It's claustrophobia. And no you don't, we've known you the minute you were born!
You: :( True. What do you guys want?
Dawg: I think we all know....
You: What?
Kat: Your wifi password ( ಠ◡ಠ )
*Insert scream.*
You: Nooo why would I do that?
Friends: We'll expose you to your mom about the books your read on Wattpad ( ಠ◡ಠ )
You: OKAY never mind it's just that the password is embarrassing...
Friends: It's fine :)
You: It's Whos my bae? My child You is and I love You very so much.
Friends: ..... Okay :) It works!
*Your friends disappear into different places and your parents come back.*
You: GUYSS HURRY THROUGH THE DOG DOOR!
Kat: Why do you guys have a dog door?
Dawg: For people like me :)
You: .....
Parents: HONEEYY I'M BACK!
*Your parents stroll into the living room.*
Mom: Hi honey! I'll just do my regular job of checking what webs were being used through our wifi settings B)
*You think of what your friends might search up.*
You: NOOOO
Mom: What why not?
You: It's.. erm ah you see I kinda..
Mom: LE GASP!
^I wrote gaps and I immediately thought of thigh gaps. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!
You: What?
Mom: I know what you've been searching... :(
You: What?
Mom: HowToGetABoyfriend. com! Don't worry bae, I'll hook you up with a boy frand ;)
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HOLA :)
Just if you guys need help ~Which you obviously will~, I'VE GOT CHU:
http://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Boyfriend
Okay you're SO lucky to have a nice, equally attractive, beautiful beast like me :)
*Stares in mirror. Mirror kills self and breaks.*
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THIS IS 400 WORDS EXACTLY
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