45: Don't Tape Scary Pictures to the Bottom of Your Drawers!

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*You're sleeping at there's 10 minutes before class.*

Class: Wake UP! I SAID WAKE UP!

You: Oka.... Just *Snore* Five more minuteeeessss....

Class: TEN MORE MINUTES UNTIL CLASS!!

You: WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME?!

*You run into the shower and come up seven minutes later.*

Class: Three minutes..

You: Ugh I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR!

*You look through your millions of clothes.*

Class: Um yeah.. why don't you wear that one black shirt?

You: I have a million black shirts '-'

Class: The one with squiggles on it!

You: Okay..

*You look through your drawer quickly.*

You: ITS NOT THERE! Neither is any of my underwear... I'VE BEEN ROBBED!

Class: Well looks like you're gonna go undie less... Im going to class bye!

*She runs off while you come up with a plan to keep burglars out.*

You: A little more tape... there!

*You tape scary pictures to the bottom of your drawer and go to class.*

You: 60 SECONDS I CAN DO THIS!!

*You get in class right when the bell rings.*

Teacher: Good morning class!

Class: GOOD MORNING!

Teacher: I'm gonna for like 2 mins... I gotta a undie problem fam ;)

*She winks at you and runs off.*

You: ITS HER! TEACHER CLASS IT'S HERE!

Class: Go follow her!

*You slowly follow your teacher and see her come in your room.*

Teacher: Hehhe... undie time ;)

*She opens your drawers and ruffle through them.*

Teacher: MMMM fresh undies... hm whats this... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Your teacher has a heart attack and falls on the floor.*

You: YES!!!!!!!!!!!

*You pump your fist in the air as the Principal walks in.*

Principal: WHAT IS THIS?!? YOU KILLED HER? PUNCHED HER TO DEATH?

*You stare at your fist and quickly change it.*

You: AHH NO!! IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!

Principal: I think it IS what it looks like! You should be in prison!

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Moral of the story: DONT HAVE YOUR FIST UP IN BAD TIMES!!

I'll dedicate people with the next 5.... I'm sorry I'm super tired..

G'Night or good morning!!


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