HAI ;)
HP REFERENCE :D
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^This was the person who recommended an idea in this chapter (magic wands) so thank you!
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*Your Principal thinks that you're teacher is going to come back, so your class is security.*
Principal: Okay class, here are magic wands... ONLY use them for enemies and threats, okay?
Class: OKAY!
*Chalkboy sees Lucy try to steal his food.*
Chalkboy: AVADA KERDAVRA (A spell to kill people)
Principal: NO! I said for enemies and threats ONLY!
Chalkboy: She was a threat, seeing she was going to steal my food!
Lucy: Don't worry, you can't kill me since I'm already so dead inside (:
Principal: ... ANYWAYS, pay attention! I think I see some of the radars going off!
*You all huddle around the radars, and see a figure walking into the school.*
You: I THINK IT'S TEACHER, FIRE ON THE COUNT OF 3!
You: 1...
Class: 3! FIRE! KILL THAT PERVERT :D
*Your whole class fires.*
You: I'll go retrieve the body.... BE RIGHT BACK :D
*You run to the body, and figure out it isn't your teacher, but a pizza delivery man.*
You: UGH! Who are you?!
SLIGHT HP SPOILER AHEAD
Pizza Deliver: My name is George.. I was forced to work for money ever since me and my brothers joke shop died :(
Spoiler OVER
You: Yeah yeah, sad story. Now DIEE!
*You snatch the pizza in his hands and open it.*
You: UGH it's Fred's Pizza.. I HATE FRED'S PIZZA :(
*You throw the pizza back down, and walk back into your headquarters.*
Teacher: Hehehe...
*Your teacher does a back flip from inside the pizza box, and runs into the school.*
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