38: Don't Roast your Teacher!

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Hola :D

THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH.. I HAVE 60 SUBSCRIBERS THIS ISN'T EVEN FUNNY AND IT WAS       O N L Y    one day!!!!!!!

I'm actually freaking out but I figured some of you are getting sick of me freaking out... but I do to this day WONDERING how I actually have this much reads.

Again, thank you guys so much for always being there...

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*You're in class trying to forget to happen to you last night.*

Derek: What happened to you You? Didn't see you going home yesterday...

*You slowly turn towards him.*

You: It's because I didnt... Our teacher captured me yesterday!

Derek: o.O Uh you're lying... Teacher  Monica is the best :D

You: I swear she tried to take me! I didn't go home around two and-

Class: Why you always lying? Why you always lyinggggg mmmm oh my god why you always lyi-

*Your teacher walks in and your class suddenly goes silent.*

Teacher: Morning Class...

Class: Good morning!

Teacher: Shut up. Just because I said good morning that doesn't mean you actually say good morning you know what I don't wanna smell your stinky breath early in the morning and-

*You tune her out as she rambles on.*

Teacher: YOU!

You: HUH?!

Teacher: Whew someone didn't brush their teeth...

You: Who? Me?

Teacher: Yeah your teeth remind me of a song....

*Your teacher twitches her hips.*

Teacher: YOU KNOW WHAT IS IS.... YOUR TEETH LOOK LIKE BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW!!

Class: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

Derek: Burned at the fourth degree, has the injury extended to all layers of the skin! With stiff skin at the burn! Burn additionally involves injury to deeper tissues, such as muscle, tendons, or bone!

^What totally didn't steal that from Google

You:.... Oh ok. Well teacher if I were you I wouldn't be talking!!

Teacher: What are you gonna do?!

You: Roast you back!

Normal Kid: Whats a roast?

You:......

Normal Kid: :)

You: Back to my roasts. Teacher I wouldn't be talking, you and your lonely self! Looks like your shower does more power then your toothbrush.. because honey your teeth is the definition of corn on the cob!

Teacher: D: That was... hard. BOY I AM S H O O K! But I'm not letting you get away with this!

*Your teacher bursts out dancing.*

Teacher: RAIN DROP, DROP TOP MY STUDENTS NEED TO STOP STOP!

You: You know what? I'm going to put a restraining order on you

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You: You know what? I'm going to put a restraining order on you. BYE!

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Yes. Weird...

I know ;-;

BUT PROUD OK ;)

CYA

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