75: Don't Stay Overnight at Walmart! (Part 2)

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YOU KNOW WHAT

yOU guys get me so well it's kinda scary... I already had ideas that you guys somehow came up with!

Enjoy the chapter (and like it bc hehe) c;

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*You, Class and Chalkboy get ready to fight your teacher.*

Principal: EVERYONE! Derek, make us a secure base out of Legos and make traps out of Tic Tacs!

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Principal: EVERYONE! Derek, make us a secure base out of Legos and make traps out of Tic Tacs!

Derek: Yes sir!

Principal: Chalkboy and Class, get all of the food please!

Class: I think I already ate all of it...

Chalkboy: There's still plenty of chalk :D

Principal:.... And Lucy... what can you do..?

Lucy: Nothing but disappoint people. That's what my mom tells me anyways.

Principal:... Erm... I think you can help with  guard duty with You.

Lucy: Hooray. '-'

*You hand Lucy a Nerf gun.*

*Derek finished the base, and Class and Chalkboy return too.*

Principal: Good. Even take a Nerf gun just in case.. you never know where Teacher is lurking..

*Everyone takes a Nerf gun and goes inside, except for You and Lucy.*

Lucy: You know what I hate?

You: What?

Lucy: People. And things that crawl.

Teacher:  THEN YOU'LL HATE ME :)

*You see your Teacher crawling on the beam ahead.*

You: AHH PRINCIPAL! CLASS! CHALK AND DEREK!

Class: There's gotta be a good reason you woke me up- HEY IT'S TEACHER!

*Chalkboy grabs a ball and throws it at your Teacher.*

Chalkboy: GO POKEMON GO!

*The ball bounces off your Teacher, making her unbalanced so she falls.*

Teacher: NO!

*Your teacher falls on Derek's traps.*

Derek: WE'VE GOT HER!

*Everyone circles around your teacher.*

You: Sooo.. what now?

Class: To be honest, I never thought we would get this far... 0-0

Teacher: Cause you didn't!

*Your real Teacher is casually standing next to a pole.*

Teacher: You see, I am ALWAYS one step ahead. So when you think you're winning, you're not! :)

You: WHA- No.. we got you!

Teacher: I just painted a walking Barbie doll to look like me hun.

Barbie: Kill me please :(

Teacher: HA! Soon enough, all of TOWN will see my perfect body.. CYA LOSERS!

*Your teacher casually rides on a drone and flies away.*

You: ... What just happened?

Principal: We gotta protect the town!

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If you're sick of the Teacher ALWAYS running, it's okay! She will be "back to normal soon". No, she won't be like a normal boring teacher but will be weird and creepy!

Thanks for getting this book back on the leader/ trending board in a matter of DAYS! You guys are amazing, honestly.

#GoWeirdPeople

Eh, that's all from me! Thanks for commenting, voting and reading. I really appreciate all of you, and ik I have a funny way to show it but I truly do!

Have a good morning/evening/ afternoon/ brunch? AND STAY WEIRD!!!



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