My school is SO much fun I fall asleep every day.
^If you didn't realize that was sarcasm, you're cursed with normalism
WHY HUMANITY
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*Your in class and the teacher hasn't walked in yet.*
Girl: Why isn't teacher here yet?
You: I don't know '-'
*She pokes you repeatedly.*
Girl: Why isn't teacher here yet why why why??
*You slowly turn around.*
You: *Sarcastically* Because I killed her ¬_¬
*Your teacher strolls into the room just at that moment.*
Teacher: Good morni-OH MY GOD!
*She cowers and screams.*
You: Whats wrong with you this time '-'.
Teacher: SHE ADMITS HER MURDER RUN AHHH
*Your teacher frantically calls 911 and you jump out of the window.*
Teacher: YES 911 SHE ADMITS TO KILLING SOMEONE!!
*You run past a bunch of restaurants.*
Starbucks Worker: We are going out of business today so if someone wants all of our food, ITS HERE!
You:
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You: FREE YOU SAID?
*You start stuffing food into your bag.*
You: Okay thanks bye!
*You start running but the worker catches you.*
Worker: NOT SO FAST! You know who I am?
*He rips off his outfit to show a police uniform.*
Police officer: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!
*He puts cuffs around you.*
You: WAIT!
*You grab 10 Starbucks sandwiches.*
You: Okay lets go now I heard prison doesn't have Starbucks, so I'm good now (:
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Fun Fact:
I've had Starbucks ONCE and I stuck to good ol' school chocolate milk (:
Ok ok I now I haven't updated much buttt
I'm chipping away at the Melanie fan fic wink wonk ;) (;
ANYWAYS despite my creepy gestures,
GOOD NIGHT, or good morning!!!
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