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If you wanna know why I've been inactive lately, check da bottom '-'
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*You are tired of the drama at school, so you and your family go to the zoo.*
You: Mom, dad, hope it's okay but I brought Class and Chalkboy with me.
Dad: It's lit fam! It's all coo in the neighbor hoo!
You:.... Okay... let's go.
Mom: I want to go to the reptile section first!
You: Fine....
*You all go to the reptile section.*
You: Hmm look at this, it says "Biggest snake in the world!"
Dad: Yeah but why is Taylor Swift in there..?
Chalkboy: Well everyone knows Taylor's a snake....
Class: Oooh look at that! Anacondas!
You: Shh don't say it before my parents hear!
Mom: Hear what?
You: Whew.. let's go before they know there's anacondas...
Dad: There's anacondas?!
You: Ugh, dang it!
*The lights dim, and your parents climb on top the the anaconda cages.*
Mom: HIT IT BOYS!
Dad: MY ANACONDA DON'T!
Mom: My ANACONDA DON'T!
Chalkboy: MY ANACONDA DON'T. WANT. NUN. UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!
*Chalkboy throws a bunch of bun paddies into the crowd.*
You: Chalkboy get DOWN from there this instant!
Class:... I wanna go join too!
You: NO!
Class: BOY TOY NAMED TROY USED TO LIVE IN DETROIT!
You: Someone stop this!
Zookeeper: I've got this!
*The zookeper opens the anaconda cage, and your family and friends falls in.*
You: HAHA! TAKE THAT! Wait... what the....
*The Anaconda's start dancing, and the song becomes irresistible.*
You: MUST. STOP. HIP. TWITCH!
Zoo: Who cares anymore... LET'S JOIN THEM!
*Everyone starts dancing.*
Zookeeper: SHAKE DAT BOOTAY!
You: STOP! I AM SCAREED FOR EVER!
*Your teacher watches from the branches.*
Teacher: *Snorts* Amateurs... haha!
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Who just wants the teacher to be normal?? :P
Sooo I've been caught up doing summer homework... (school opens in about a month, yay '-')
AND this year I have humanities so wish me luck...
ALSO!
I'm writing a 2 books on Radish (I'll tell everyone the username later)
Soo I hope you understand I'm busy. Here's what I HOPE my schedule will be:
First, summer homework,
Then (When my parents leaves for work) I work on Wattpad (I try to update everyday). THEN, I do Radish :P. Then, I hope to just have some leisure time.
I'm running cos it's really hot, so have a good morning/ evening/night!
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