TOY STORY 3 REFERENCE YAYAYA
I've offically started making a Melanie Martinez fan fic. Idk when I will release it but yeah.
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*Your class is doing a party for good behavior.*
Teacher: Good job you guys! You all deserved it :)
You: Really I find that hard to believe.
*Your class stares at you while you shrug.*
Teacher: Uh. Yeah, anyways, you all chose to pick cookies and-
You: WHAT?! OUT OF ALL TREATS IN THE WORLD, COOKIES?! WHERE'S OREOS I AM OUTRAGED I AM-
*Your friend covers you mouth and plasters a smile.*
Friend: Carry on ಥ‿ಥ
Class: .....
Teacher: Anyways... everyone gets ONE cookie because I didn't buy enough boxes....
*Ten boxes of cookies fall from the teachers desk.*
Teacher: Oh. Well enjoy you guys take one cookie... I'll go eat mine now :)
*She runs behind her desks and devours the cookies.*
You: Oh joy. Cookies.. At least they're chocolate chip...
*You grab one and start to chew on it.*
You: Hey.. this tastes funny.. ಠ_ಠ
Derek: YAAAY Raisin cookies! These have 4.3 grams of protein, and is a great yet small source of vitamin C!
You: Did you just say... raisin?
Derek: Did I? I meant to say it's scientific name of Vitis Vinifera. My bad!
You: ಠ_ಠ EW RAISINS I THOUGHT THIS WAS CHOCOLATE TEACHER I AM SO MAD HOW DARE YOU MAKE RAISINS LOOK LIKE CHOCOLATE CHIPS! AUGHHH!
*You charge at the teacher as your friend tackles you.*
Friend: I'm sorry I had to do this...
*She puts you in a garbage can which gets picked up by a truck which leads you to the trash triangle.*
You: Woah... okay. Wait where am I?
Woody: It's okay.. we all can burn slowly together.
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