Hi (;
Ok Ok I'm really disappointed my computer :( I dont want to use my phone cos well you know it's kinda small :*(
DOODE TOMORROW I HAVE 3 TESTS, AND 3 ESSAYS DUE I HAVE ONE ESSAY DONE AND DIDNT STUDY FOR THE TESTS CRIES
PRAY FOR ME :(
To Gramar natzis: MANY INCORRECTIONS
Anyways Im planning to make an Instagram soon so CHECK IT OUT, when its out if you feel like it :p
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*Your staying overnight at a friends house, and is eating dinner with her family.*
Father: We are all thankful for this scrumptious meal upon on this afternoon, and the prosperousness beheld on us-
You: What does proper en ness mean?! What?!
Friend: Sh... You..
You: What?
Mother: Hm. We should try the beautifully trimmed avacodas? Tabatha, hand us the acacodas.
Tabatha: Yes master.
You: I could've sworn I've seen her somewhere... but okay :). And why are we all quiet?!
Friend: Shhh.. You be normal for once...
You: o.o What? I AM normal?
*The Father and Mother whisper to themselves.*
Father: Ovibously she's infected by something... lets take her into the den to figure out whats going through....
You: What?
Parents: Nothing :)
*You and your friend go up to sleep.*
Friend: Goodnight make sure the microscopical particles under the bed dont go to your nose and make up what is current boogers.
You: ... G'Night.... o.O
*You and your friend collapse on the bed and go to sleep.*
Door: CREEEEEEAKKKKKK
Parents: SHUT UP DOOR!
Door: D:
*The parents come in, and snatch you from your bed.*
You: WHAT?!?!
Parents: DROP HER HURRY!!
You: Oh. Nevermind, I'm flying in the clouds in my sleep. Night!
*You instantly go back to sleep, as the parents take you to the shed.*
Parents: STRAP HER UP TO THE NORMAL GENERATOR!
*They strap you up, and add tubes to your head.*
Parents: SWITCH THE SWITCH!
*You shake like your electrocuted.*
Mother: IT'S WORKING!!
*You twitch and your eyes open.*
Mother: SHES AWAKE!!! Honey, how do you feel? Do you some succotash?
You: WHERE ARE MY OREOS AT?! D:
Father: Yep. She'll never be normal :(
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