58: Don't Tackle People!

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Hey!!

Okay I'm so sorry for not updating in 3 days.. I had a big test, we got a HUGE (no joke, 300 point project) and honestly I'm just juggling a lot!

SPONGEBOB REFERENCE BC WHY NOT

Enjoy :)
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*You and your mom are shopping at the mall.*

Mom: OOOH what about this one hun? It'll bring all of the boys/girls to the yard!

You: Mom please don't..

Mom: LOOK AT MY CHILD! LOOK AT HOW HOT SHE/HE IS! WHOEVER WANTS YOU COME HERE!

*You see an oddly dressed person running at you.*

You: I'VE SEEN THIS HAPPEN TO MANY TIMES! ITS TEACHER!

*Instead of running, you charge and tackle your teacher.*

You: NO ESCAPING THIS ONE YOU CREEP. FOLLOWING ME EVERYWHERE!

*You pull the disguise off your teacher.*

You: AHA! Oh wai-

Person: Good job! All I wanted to do is to make friends without people making fun of my face! I HAVE NO FRIENDS :(

You: WAIT I DIDN'T KNOW!

Person: SECURITY!

*The security carts you away.*

You: ALL I WANTED IS TO BUST MY TEACHER!

*Your mom watches you being carted away.*

Mom: Whew.. at least they didn't catch me :)

*Your mom takes off her disguise and is Teacher.*

Teacher: HAA ITS ME :D

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