IF ANYONE MAKES "69" JOKES, YOU WILL DIE!
cOaRiLiNe you FALUIRE yOu haven't updated in 6 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ik ugh.
TAKE THE TITLE SERIOUSLY, YOU MIGHT GET CAUGHT.
BTW LOOK AT BOTTOM FOR A VID ;)
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*You and your parents are sitting in the living room and just talking.*
Mom: The pizza was good, right You?
You: Yeah sure...
*You're reading a book on Wattpad and your dream couple is happening.*
You: YESSS IT'S HAPPENING!
*Your mom and dad pounce to you and snatch your phone.*
Mom: WHAT is that? A CURSE WORD!
*You suddenly remember all of the scenes your book had and start to sweat.*
You: Uhh... I WASN'T READING IT I SWEAR!
Mom: Do you really think I'm stupid? HUH?
You: Well dense enough to believe all the stupid lies I make up....
^^I know most of us are to scared to say this to our mom or its a slap, so lets pretend lol.
Mom: What was that?!
You: Nothing!
Mom: GASP! IT'S A BAD BOOK!! BURN THE SCANDALOUS THING!
*She puts your phone in the blender.*
You: NOOO D:
Mom: Now, DIVE IN THE HOLY WATER... Lord forgive my child!
You: I don't want to go in the Holy water, it tastes like old water and old mens fingers..
Dad: SCANDALIZED SCREAM!
Mom: OH MY GOD! I just realized something...
You: What is it now? '-'
Mom: Your rude attitude, evil looks, and creepy self can only mean one thing...
Drake: That can only mean one thing.......
Mom: DRAKE! Go and find yourself a girl that can stay, seeing you through girl friends faster than I can eat french fries!
Drake: ... :(
Mom: Anyways... YOU'RE POSSESSED!
You: Hm. That gives me an idea ;).
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Hello! So I've been out for a while.. and while searching YT, I saw a video someone made based on my book!
AHH I love this girl so much!! Thanks for making the vid C:
And remember, you are free to make your own video based on my book.
No one's going to judge you on how you look.... one thing I like about Wattpad and this book specifically is that no one is soo nice, and know better not to judge <3
If you do make a video, send the link to me so I can feature it! Thank you and have a nice day c;
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