That-Sokovian-Bastard // Avengers (& other) Imagines

Marvelmas (5/13) - December 17 - Bruce Banner & Reader

Words: 1343
Pairing: Bruce Banner & Reader
Featuring: Tony, Steve
Warnings: swearing
Summary: Make gingerbread houses with Bruce!
Author's Note: Y/N likes to swear. We love festive choas. 

*Edited*

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You heard your name being shouted from down the hall, seeing Tony running towards you. He was in the middle of getting dressed in a suit, his white shirt was only halfway buttoned, and his jacket was lazily thrown on over it. He was also trying to tie his tie as he ran. "I have a job for you!"

"What now?" You tried to keep your laugh hidden, but Tony still noticed and sent a glare toward you.

"So, I agreed to do a Facebook Live for some website, but I have to go give a speech downtown. I agreed to the speech first, so I have to go there. I'm giving you the responsibility for the Facebook Live, okay? They'll be here in an hour!" Tony speed talked as he continued to attempt to get dressed.

"What am I supposed to do?" You yelled.

"I don't know! They'll probably ask you some questions, answer them, and then just do something fun!" He yelled back from down the hallway.

"Like what?" 

"I have to go!" Tony yelled, rushing out the door. The door opened again for a second, "Don't say anything I would!" And it slammed shut again.

You stood in the middle of the room, shocked by what just happened. You had a whole plan for today; why did Tony think he could just throw all this responsibility on you? 

Honestly, you didn't have much planned for today. You just knew you wanted to work with Loki and his spirit, but obviously, that wasn't going to happen. Tony threw off your entire list; he would mess up all your spirit!

You tried to re-plan everything, but there seemed to be no time to get everything done. "Damn you, Tony," You mumbled, just as there was a knock on the door.

You groaned as you went to open it, putting on a fake smile before. You were surprised Tony let people come to the base, it's the goddamn Avengers base, but maybe because it was just a few people to do an interview, he lightened up a bit.

"Oh, I am so happy to see you!" A woman smiled when the door peeled back enough. "We heard from Mr. Stark that he could not make it, but we are so glad you decided to take over!" 

"Yeah, of course! Couldn't let an opportunity like this get away," You opened the door more to let the small group in. It was only four people, but it still made you a tad uneasy. It would have been much more calming to you if you had one of your teammates by your side.

"Well, we have a few questions for you, and we'll see how that goes before we do anything else!" She smiled.

You nodded. "It's kinda messy in the main room; we can go to the kitchen?" You offered, the group nodding and following you.

"Uh, what's going on?" Steve walked by the kitchen, looking strangely at the group.

"You didn't hear Tony's commotion this morning?" You raised your eyebrow, only getting a 'no' back, "Then it's too much to explain. Go help Wanda like you're supposed to," You smiled, walked up to him, and pushed him away.

The people set up so that the camera wouldn't fall, but still would move. Another member walked up to you to talk. "So we don't have many rules, but since this is live, we would really appreciate it if you refrain from swearing," The man smiled.

"I'll try my best, but it's basically a second language for me," You laughed, getting a strange look from the man.

They cued you that you were now live on Facebook. "So hey," You introduced yourself to Facebook. "I know I'm not Tony Stark or anything, but frankly, you're lucky you got me instead," You smiled, "Ask Cap; he likes me more than Tony," You whispered.

The woman made a motion to hurry it along, which annoyed you. "I guess I'm here today coming at you live from the Avengers Facility to answer some questions. Let's do it."

"How do the Avengers celebrate the holidays?" The woman asked.

"Well, that's kinda funny, because we actually didn't have any spirit until I was talking to my friend, and he was like, "wow, you guys suck,"" You laughed. "Okay, he didn't actually say it like that, but he did notice how undecorated we were, so he gave me the idea to spread spirit," You told the random story.

Apparently, a lot of people were already tuned into the live show, watching you talk aimlessly about anything that came to your mind. They started to ask questions clearly meant for Tony, and you had no idea what any of those answers would be. "Honestly, I have no idea," Was a few of your responses.

You noticed Bruce walked passed the kitchen, stopping to look at what was going on and to watch you. He smiled as he could tell you were getting annoyed with everything, and he had already heard about what went on with Tony. "Look, guys, these questions are getting us nowhere. How about... Bruce, come here. We can at least try to make this interesting!" You grinned, ran out of frame, and back in with Bruce, holding onto his arm.

"What are you doing?" Bruce whispered as you rummaged around the kitchen to find supplies.

"The list! If we do this, I can check your name and festive thing off the list!" You smiled, throwing a box onto the counter. "A gingerbread house!"

You looked at the man watching the screen, him giving you thumbs up. People were going to like this; making gingerbread houses with the Hulk before he goes green.

"The list?" Bruce asked.

"Yeah, I'm sure Tony told you about it. Well, him or Nat, you know about the list somehow," You smiled and started throwing random things and ingredients onto the counter.

"So guys watching the live stream, Bruce and I are going to make a gingerbread house because that seems much more interesting than answering questions that I know nothing about," You smiled, opening the box.

You and Bruce tried to assemble the gingerbread walls by placing icing into the base, but it was already falling apart. "I already regret this," You groaned as you held up two walls, Bruce holding the other two.

"Why did you choose this activity?" Bruce chuckled, moving his hand to scratch his head. When he did that, he lost all his balance, and all four walls went tumbling down.

"Shit!" You shouted, pulling both your hands away from the collapsed gingerbread. "Where is the hot glue gun?"

You looked over to see a glare from the man who asked you not to swear. "Okay, yeah, swearing is natural, dude behind the screen. It happens all the time; I can't stop myself," You reasoned.

"Wow, really?" Bruce nodded, barely looking up as he started to rebuild the house.

"Yeah, I give no fucks," You smirked.

"Well, that is one you really shouldn't say live," The woman called out.

You shrugged, opening your mouth to speak, but Bruce cut you off. "Honestly, I don't think you can stop them; their swearing basically shows their personality," He laughed.

"Thank you, Bruce. I knew I could count on you to back me up!" You put your arm around him.

"Hey! You made it fall!" Bruce shouted.

"I give up; let's just decorate a side of the house and say yay from there," You told him, handing him a gingerbread piece. Once you started decorating, things got messy, but you seemed just to keep going with it. "I really need a shirt that says no fucks given," You told Bruce when you saw your mess.

"Steve won't like it," He fought back, staying focused on his masterpiece.

"Great, get me his wallet. I'm going to buy it for myself and say it was a present from him," You smirked.

Bruce shook his head and pushed his piece further back. "Oh, you're bad. Do it."