Dinah: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!!
Lauren: What's wrong Dinah Jane?
Dinah: YOU FILLED ALL MY FUCKING DRAWERS WITH PUDDING!!!!!
Lauren: Oh, yeah that..
Dinah: AND MY SHOES!
Lauren: It's a good thing you don't work today.. You have A LOT of laundry to do
Dinah: Watch your back, Jauregui
Lauren: Bring it, I got plenty more where that came from
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Ally: You and Dinah are really gonna start a war?
Lauren: SHE SHAVED OFF MY EYEBROW!!!!!
Ally: You dyed her hair purple, Laur
Lauren: IT COMES OUT IN 7-10 WASHES, AL
Ally: Oh..
Lauren: Yeah, oh
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Normani: When the hell did you fill Dinah's dresser with pudding?
Lauren: This morning after you and Dinah left.. Ally was still asleep
Normani: She's pissed
Lauren: So am I
Normani: True.. Well, good luck with this..
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Lauren: DID YOU SERIOUSLY SARAN WRAP MY CAR!?
Dinah: Maybe I did, maybe I didn't
Lauren: You're seriously a fucking crazy person
Dinah: Says the person who FILLED MY DRESSER DRAWERS WITH PUDDING
Lauren: DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT'S GONNA TAKE TO GET ALL OF THIS OFF
Dinah: No, but I'm assuming a long time.. Once you get the first layer off, it's duct taped.. Then there's another layer of saran wrap.. And hopefully that raw Tuna fish I bought from the market doesn't smell up your car too much in this heat
Dinah: Good luck
Lauren: You're dead!
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Lauren: Are you at home???
Ally: Yes?
Lauren: I'm coming in
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"Lauren, don't you think this is getting a little out of hand?" Ally asked as she watched Lauren storm into her apartment. "I mean, Dinah's been at the Laundromat literally all day."
"She fucking saran wrapped and duct taped my car, Ally," Lauren huffed. "She put a fucking dead fish in my car! Do you know how long it's gonna take to get rid of the smell!"
Ally sighed and shook her head, walking back to the couch as she allowed Lauren to do what she had to do. Secretly, Ally was just happy Lauren no longer had herself locked away in her apartment.
"See you later, Al," Lauren said a little while later, making her way back to her own apartment.
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Dinah: YOU PUT FUCKING BABY POWDER IN MY BLOW DRYER!
Lauren: Why yes, yes I did
Dinah: THE ENTIRE FUCKING BATHROOM IS COVERED IN WHITE DUST
Lauren: Sucks to be you
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Lauren: WHY ARE MY FUCKING TEETH PURPLE
Dinah: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Dinah: Now your teeth match my hair
Lauren: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!!! IT WON'T FUCKING COME OFF!!!
Dinah: Yeah, it may take a couple days
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Normani: What did you do to Dinah?
Lauren: What do you mean?
Normani: She's been in the bathroom for two hours and I'm pretty sure she's crying and she's screaming that she's gonna kill you
Lauren: Did she drink the rest of that chocolate milk she had in the fridge with her name on it?
Normani: LAUREN WHAT DID YOU DO!?
Lauren: One word
Lauren: LAXATIVES
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Writing On The Wall - Text Fic (Camren)
FanfictionIt said "Call Lauren for a Good Time" and under the writing on the wall was a number
