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"From now on we refer to my girlfriend as Harley Quinn."
"Why on earth would we do that? Harley Quinn isn't exactly girlfriend material."
"That's th-"
"Unless you're into sadistic, totally bad ass, psychotic, detrimental, violent, ever so slightly awesome blonde chicks with really cool hair dye."
"You pretty much just described my girlfriend."
"So you're in love with a girl who tends to act like Harley Quinn?"
"Pretty much."
"That explains a lot."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"That I now understand why your relationship is deemed as complicated."
"Super-girl can we please just agree that you have no clue what the state of my relationship is? "
"Let me guess: she's one of those 'you can't love me' chicks."
"..."
"What?"
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