amnesia || lrh (finished)

Chapter 41

Headlines:

• Obama spotted with a brunette girl leaving the white house

Mystery girl has been identified as Athena May, a brunette girl. They were spotted leaving the white house at 3:00 a.m. with a beer in hand and a cigar on the other. Sources said that it was a secret affair.

Not so secret anymore, now is it Barack?

Sources found the mystery girl's twitter account where she gladly confirmed the affair.

Uh-oh.

"@vanillacid: I have a thing for da black peen"

"@vanillacid: u can barack me tonight if ur picking up what im putting down"

"@vanillacid: yes we frickle frackled and I sucked his cockilini alfredo"

Is this true or is the girl only wanting some attention?

Will Michelle react to this publicly?

• Harry and Louis Tomlinson come out

Finally after years of hiding in their shells, LouisandHarry came out.

Half of their fan base was glad that it happened. Most of their tweets confirmed it. But the other half however, were devastated, claiming they still want to suck LouisandHarry's cockilini alfredo.

They were finally interviewed by Ellen, Oprah and Sugarscape, etc. after the said 'coming out of the closet' issue. They were ridiculed by some and supported by many but LouisandHarry says that they don't actually care because they're finally happy and free.

Aww, cuties.

Int: How-

Harry: Hi.

Louis: Oops, sorry for interrupting you. Anyway what were you saying again?

Int: [awkwardly chuckles] Well as I was saying, how are you guys coping?

Harry: [laughs] We're marvelous.

Louis: Kinda rough but we're happy. [smiles at Harry]

Int: So the answer to the question the fans have been wanting to know; Who tops?

Louis: Excuse me?

Harry: [chuckles deeply] He meant in bed, Lou.

Louis: Oh. [blushes] U-uh.

Harry: We take turns everyday. Sometimes I like to suck his fruit cocktail and sometimes he likes to penetrate my Uranus.

Louis: [blushes] Harry, stop.

Guess there's your answer, folks.

• Taylor Swift, news ong

[omg dont be mad i love tay but I just had to ok pls don't be offended I love tay I s2g]

[and to u guys lol dont be dramatic ofc I love tay she and 1d were my childhood back in my grade school-high school years before I got into punk and rock bands haahahaha]

[and yes I do know that ikywt is about john mayer ok i ain't a fake fan]

Taylor Swift, new song called "I knew you were gay."

She gave us a sneak preview of the song lyrics, thankfully. She said it would be one of her most emotional songs in her new album.

Is it possibly about her ex, Harry Styles.

Lyrics:

Once upon a time, I dated loads of guys

I asked them if they're gay, maybe once or thrice

but none of them are, none of them are, none of them are are are are are

I guess I didn't care when you looked at other guys

thought you were in touch with your feminine side

but now I see, now I see, now I see-ee-ee-ee

And it's long gone, my virginity

cause you popped my cherry, a gay man popped it

I knew you were gay when you walked in, so shame on me no-ow

I should've known when you tried on my blouse, now you're living in Lou's house

I knew you were gay when you tried on, my high heels and my thong

Who knew I was right all along? Now I'm writing you this song Ohhh, Ohh Ohh.

homo homo homo oooh oh ooooh

homo homo homo

• 5sos touring canceled because of car accident

Members, Ashton, Luke, Calum and Michael were recently in a car accident back in Sydney where they've been staying for a few months now. Luke, who was driving, slammed his head on the tree while Ashton on the passenger seat broke his right arm. Calum and Michael, who were sitting at the back seat however, only experienced minor injuries.

Fansallovertheworldweredevastatedaboutthesuddennewsandwerecompletelypanicking, going on rampages and experiencing panic attacks.

Luke Hemmings, 17, experienced amnesia at the sudden pressure against his head.

Hopefully, he could recover soon.

Thankfully, no one died

a/n

so that happened

and to answer ur question in advance yes I do write songs yay

and yes I actually tweeted that im cackling

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-athenaaaa