Klance Oneshots

Switched

"Don't touch anything."

The paladins were told numerous times by Coran and now that they were on the planet, Shiro had taken the liberty to remind them.

"C'mon how bad can this planet be?" Lance said sighing, Hunk, Keith and him had fallen behind a bit. Lance bent down and picked a flower. "This planet is gorgeous, maybe I want to pick a flower for the loveliest person known to the universe." He said wiggling his eyebrows at Keith.

Keith sighed. "You should listen Lance, for all you know, that could have enough poison to kill an elephant in a minute."

"Relax," He said waltzing to the shorter male. "it smells lovely."

Just as Keith opened his mouth to speak, the plant sprayed a purple gas. The two boys coughed trying not to breathe any more in.

"Are you Okay?" Hunk stressed. He had his shirt over his nose and mouth just to be safe.

"I feel fine. How about you Keith?"

"Yeah, I think I'm good. We should catch up to the others."

They all continued their exploration on the planet and when they returned Keith and Lance went to bed.

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Lance opened his eyes and quickly sat up realizing he wasn't in his room, instead it was empty and bare. He swung his legs over to stand up.

"Those aren't my pajamas, or my legs!" He began to look himself over before realization of who he was, he reached back and touched a long soft mullet. "Keith?"

I walked to the bathroom and looked in the mirror. "Oh. My. Glob." Upon realization he paused, "Wait." He looked down his pants quickly, just the quickest peek. He turned beat red and quickly ran back into the bedroom.

"What do I do? What do I do?" He began to panic, "I just saw Keith's thingy, and I'm on him. Oh my glob."

Lance then got another idea, he ran back to the bathroom and lifted his shirt. "Oh my glob, it's even better than I though it would be."

"Okay, I need to got find me. I bet Keith is in my body considering I'm in his." He said finally getting his head straight, which was practically impossible at this point, he already saw him shirtless.

He ran to his room and burst in. Keith quickly sat up but he wasn't in his normal short black hair form.

"What the... me?" Keith started. "This isn't my voice? Lance?"

"Keith! It's me Lance, I think we switched bodies!"

"No floofing way." The said throwing off the covers, when he saw my body he became panicked and ran to my bathroom. "You've got to be shizzing me."

"I know. Could it have been the flower?" I asked.

"Maybe, I think so." Keith said still staring at well technically myself in the mirror.

"I can't do this." Lance blurted.

"Do what?"

"Talk to myself! It's weird." Lance huffed.

"Yeah, it is. We'll have to get over it for now though, we need to talk to Coran."

"Alright."

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They sped walked down the hall and found Coran.

"Coran! We switched bodies!" They yelled in unison.

"Did you get sprayed by the Phlorthiax flower?" Coran asked.

"Yeah we got sprayed with a purple gas." Lance explained, which of course was in Keith's body.

"Well, you'll both be fine, it'll wear off soon depending on how much you inhaled." Coran explained.