THE BOOK OF BANGTAN

bts reacts to their awards

Jin: *best in cooking*

JIN: Well its too obvious and I will be so surprised if jungkook won

Jungkook: are you saying that I don't know how to cook?!!!!

Jin: apparently its part of your name but yeah youre still my baby ＼(★^∀^★)／

Jungkook: I . AM. NOT. YOUR. BABY!!!!!!!

Jin: ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jungkook: no eomma /from an angry lion to a kitten/

Suga: *best mc*

Rapmon: I thought hes gonna get the best in sleeping award

Jin: I wanted the award though, but yeah he deserves it

Hoseok: uhhh wheres yoongi hyung?

Suga: *sleeping in on the sofa while hugging his award* zzzzzwaeg

Jin : oh there he is

J hope: *sound effects award* /screaming cuz he got an award/

Suga: can you just shut the fuck up, im trying to sleep here

Jin: yoongi maners

Suga: oh im sorry can you please shut the fuck up

Jimin: savage hyung

Jhope: *still screaming while dancing*

Jin: If you don't shut the fallopian tube up im gonna shove that award in your mouth *cant curse coz the maknae is present*

Rapmon: now that's what i call  savage

Jhope: woops sorry im just defending my title

All: *face palm*

Rapmon: most considerate award

(AN: actually god of destruction award but meh)

Jimin: so hyung now that youre the most considerate......

Jin: yeah namjoon give the boy a chance

Taehyng: go hyung come on say it (ᗒᗨᗕ)

Suga: just say it already

Everyone: say it say it say it

Rapmon: *sigh* ok.... Jimin *looks at jimin*

Jimin: yes? *excited*

Rapmon: you got.... *holding his award so tight* *award broke*

All: ....

Rapmon: well im not the most considerate anymore you got no jams jimin!!!!!

Jimin: my one and only ticket to jams ╥﹏╥

Jimin: the cutest member *still sad about him not having jams*

Rapmon: hey jimin

Jimin: yeah...

Rapmon: I know I've been rude earlier and I just wanted to say...

Jimin: *excited as fuck* what is it? *cant control his happiness*

Rapmon: you have...

Jimin: *waiting*

Rapmon: jaaaaaa-

*world exploded into a million pieces*

Jimin: *woke up* my jams (ಥ﹏ಥ)

Taehyung: *best actor*

Members: congrats tae

Army: congrats v

World: congrats taehyung

Universe: congrats v

Aliens on his planet: congrats chosen one

Taehyung: *eats award* (　ﾟДﾟ)⊃旦

Everyone: .......

Jungkook: *best in sports*

Jin: im so proud of my baby *crying rainbows*

Jungkook: eomma your embarrassing me

Jimin: congrats kookie you deserve an award (~￣³￣)~

Jungkook: get away from me jamless kid

Rapmon: burn

V: *splashed water on rm*

Rapmon: what the hell taehyung?!!

V: you said burn bwiii saved rapmon hyungs life

Rapmon: its just a... what eve imma go dry myself up

Jimin: hahahah karma is real

Rapmon: *touched jimins award* *award exploded along with the remaining jams*

Jimin: noooooo!!!!! My award (ಥ﹏ಥ)

Jungkook: now youre really jamless

Heyy guys im back well not literally im in front of a laptop

Did you enjoy that? Sorry if its still the same topic my mind is not functioning well today maybe because I heard that bts is going to have a concert in our country this year

So I cant focus recently my mind is all about how can I get money? Where will it be held? When? Is jimin gonna rip his shirt off? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

So a lot of things is goin on in my mind like someone is throwing a party cuz bts is coming here and like theres a burial coz I don't have any modafuckin money

That's it hope you likes it tho

Xoxo

theauthorwhoispoorasfuckandcantaffordanytickets