Art teacher
You: sir why did my project only got a D-, I spent hours on that project.
Jin: I didn't see any pink stuff in your project
You: b-but sir...
Jin: then do something to change my mind
You: you're one fabulous teacher
Jin: ...
Jin: fine your grade is now an A+
You: works Everytime *smirks proudly*
Math teacher
Rapmon: I'm a math teacher? Seriously author can't think about any more subjects like uhmm hello?? English or language?
Author: *shrugs*
Rm: *sighs* fine you + mate - clothes ÷ legs × love = baby sounds amazing right?
Students: *squints*
You: that's much easier than monomials and trinomials.
Author: I agree
Science teacher
Jhope: wut?? Science?? Why not dancing?
Author: donutttt question my choices in life
Jhope: *rolls eyes* so students what our topic for today again?
Students: uhmm sir we're gonna dissect a snake toda-- sir sir!!!
Jhope: *faints*
You: I told you we should've dissect a frog first!
Cooking teacher
Jimin: cooking???
Jin: oh sure you wanted jimin to be the cooking teacher and not the one who like COOKS FOR ALL OF YOU FOR THE PAST 5 YEARS!!! that is one aCcUrAte choice over there one a fu-- *got tranqualized*
Yoongi: too loud *drags Jin*
Jimin: so class for today I'm gonna teach you how to bake jam stuffed cookies!!! Ain't that fun??!!
Girls: kyaaahhh so hottttt!!!
Boy: I'll bet 20 dollars he can't reach the shelves
You: I bet 50 dollas he can't find jams.
Jimin: uhmm... Class where's all the jams?
Girl: in my heart drinking coffee sir you wanna take a look?
Randomstudent: sir... Our math teacher took them all
Jimin: wut?!! Wae?!??
Randomstudent: he said 'your teacher and now his students got no jams!'
Jimin: who da fak said that?!!!
Randomstudent: profesah Namjoon
You: boi I won
PE teacher
Jungkook: PE?!!
Author: wut you want English?
Jungkook: *scoffs* at least I get to see my students hurt each other *smirk* okay class our sport for today is dodgeball!!!
Jungkook: I don't want any cry babies here in my class, hit as hard as you can, fair don't run in our section's blood, don't lose!!!
Students: who approved him to be a pe teacher?
You: *points at author*
Author: better than English
Jungkook: *blows whistle* now this is what I call physical fun
Music teacher
Tae: okay my beloved class we are gonna learn how to play a sexy porn
Students: *jungshook*
You: he meant saxophone
Tae: and when you grow up your gonna be like a sexy pornie star just like me!
Students: *more shooked*
You: he said saxophone star!!! Don't make it an issue!
Tae: after this we are all gonna blow a flute!!!
Students: *ded*
You: *face palm* this is what happens in profesah namjoon's math class
Health teacher
Suga: sleeping is healthy, more sleeping is healthier
Suga: so I suggest you to sleep so you can be healthy just like me
Suga: 1 hour of sleeping is 10% of swagness
Suga: now sleep *sleeps*
Students: *shrugs* *sleeps*
I have a teacher like suga, he let's us sleep when there's nothing to do or sometimes when he's too lazy to teach xD
YOU ARE READING
THE BOOK OF BANGTAN
Random(FINISHED) THIS BOOK CONTAINS RANDOMNESS READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!!!!!!!!!! a weird book created by a weird author
