THE BOOK OF BANGTAN

BTS WENT SHOPPING...

and left vhope in the dorm ALONE
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Jin: hey guys were going out to buy groceries sure you don't need anything?

Jhope: no we're fine hyung

RM: ok make sure you dont break anything

Jungkook: was that what you do?

RM: shut up boi

Jungkook: but why do I have to come to?

Jin: so that you can help out even a little by carrying the groceries

Jungkook: -__-

Suga: why can't I just stay here and sleep?

Jin: coz the last time we left you here you left the stove on

Jimin: and why do I have to come?

RM: coz last time you were left here an army of girls are at our door step trying to break the door while yelling "jimiiiin marry me"

Jimin: tch not my fault they wanted the chimchim

Jin: alright enough talking were going now bye~

Vhope: bye~

*Door closes*

V:hey everyone's out today you thinking what I'm thinking?

Jhope: not again

*Went inside the bedroom*

Jhope: ouch be careful it hurts, arghhhh, shit....

V: *smirking* we always do this when their gone, and your still not in to it?

Jhope: just hurry up..

V: sure ;)

Jhope: arghhhh i-it h-hurts *crying*

*Others walked in*

Jungkook: ugghh too heavyyyyyy

Jimin: hey vhope we're back

Jin: hmm it's too quite

RM: sometings wrong here

Suga: oh no those fuckers again

*barges inside the bedroom*

Jimin: not again

Jungkook: I told you to not leave them alone

V: we can explain

Jhope: *crying* ahhhhhhh it burns!!!

Jungkook: bultourone

Jin: my eyeliner *cries bloody murder *

Suga: you guys wasted all the eyeliners again

V: hihihi I couldn't resist.

Jhope: *washing his eyes with holy water*

Jin: remind me to hide all my makeup from now on when I leave these two.

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What the hell did I just wrote?

This is what happens when your mom left you alone.

I'm back thou took me a couple days to update but I'm finally back.

And the exo concert was freaking lit, some army's was giving away free marshmallows I'm so touched (╥ω╥')

#notofanwar

Anyways that's all

Xoxo
Authorthatcantmoveoncozsehunissofreakinhandsome

(V at the back death glaring)