Jin: *places a cup of coffee in front of you, so that you can smell the aroma* "Good morning jagi, you need wash your face, and brush your teeth, i already made breakfast its your favorite❤"
(Why so sweet? Ugh my feels
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Rapmon: jagiya! Wake up!!" *shaking you* *sigh* maybe your really tired from work last night huh? Ill let you rest *leaves* *vase breaks*
You: NAMJOON!!!!!
Rapmon: I'LL FIX IT TOMORROW!
jhope: *nonstop bouncing on your bed and loud screams that sounds like your raping him* JAGIYAAAA!!!! WAKE UP!!!! PALI PALI! I THOUGHT WERE GONNA GO FOR A JOG?!!
You: HOSEOK!!! FOR THE LOVE OF PIXIES AND FAIRIES ITS STILL 1 FREAKIN AM!!!!
(Midnight jogging?)
Jimin: Jagi! Jagi! Wake up! Its already 12 pm, you haven't cooked breakfast nor lunch.
You: *mumbles* jimin im tired from work last night, let me be.
Jimin: oh? So you're not gonna wake up *smirk* *starts unbuttoning his shirt* *whispers* Do you want me to make you tired all day? *in a husky, and sexyue voice*
You: *quickly got up the bed* what lunch would you like? Do you want your breakfast also? Coffee? *leaves the bedroom*
Taehyung: WOMAN! WAKE UP! TAEHYUNG NEEDS BREAKFAST NOW!!! *your still sleeping* oh your still sleeping? don't worry taehyung will make our breakfast.
You: *flash back the last time he cooked he burned the whole house* *quickly got up* nope, nope, nope, not a single chance.
Jungkook: hey y/n I'm hungr-- *saw you sleeping peacefully* awwwe shes so cute when shes asleep *pours water on your face*
You: *woke up* ahhh!! I'm drowning
Jungkook: *grins* wake up, cook breakfast, the Maknae is hungry
You: *squints* *goes back to sleep* leave me alone
Jungkook: oh so you won't wake up? *smirks* *carries you bridal style* *drops you in the bath tub full of cold water*
You: *rose from the de-- bath tub* JUNG FUCKING KOOK!!! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, YOU LITTLE FUCKER!!!
Suga: jagi wake up *shakes you*
You: *still asleep*
Suga: well i give up *sleeps next to you, until you got kicked by him which made you flying out of the bed and straight to the floor*
You: *sitting on the floor while glaring at the sleeping suga* good morning too *eye rolls*
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Well good morning guys its already 12:29 am and I'm still awake, how about you how do you wake up someone?
Tbh I'm kinda like j hope.
YOU ARE READING
THE BOOK OF BANGTAN
Random(FINISHED) THIS BOOK CONTAINS RANDOMNESS READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!!!!!!!!!! a weird book created by a weird author
