you: babe is it in?
bias: yeah, does it hurt?
you: ughhh yeah it does
bias: let me put it all the way slowly
you: arghh it still hurts!
bias: shit... even if i wiggle it?
you: ahhhh! damn it! stop wiggling it!
bias: sorry ... im pulling it out
you: slowly-ahh... it still hurts though.
bias: *breathes out* it's out
you: *sighs* okay...
bias: *stands up* let's try another shoe size then
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Lol thinking of something else? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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THE BOOK OF BANGTAN
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