THE BOOK OF BANGTAN

restaurant

waiter: here's your menu sirs 

namjoon: jin, do you know what's in the menu?

jin: *kibit balikat* malay ko ba, ano?

namjoon: it's Me N U 

waiter: *kinilig*

jin: keshe nemen nemjen ehehehe

yoongi: tama na yang ka cornyhan niyo oorder na ako, chicken samin ni jimin

jimin: haluh? bakit hyung?

yoongi: kase nandito ka sa puso ko kahit chicken mo pa *kindat ala yoongi*

jimin: *kinilig* *ngumiti* enebe hyeng *pabebeng palo sa braso ni yoongi*

jungkook: kadiri kayong lahat pwe! sopas sa amin ni V hyung

taehyung: ha? bakit naman? trip ko pa naman mag lugaw

jungkook: because every time i see you, my heart beats sopas 

taehyung: ete nemen eh! elem neng merepek eke eh 

hoseok: *tumayo* sa bahay nalang ako kakain 

jin: luh? bat naman?

hoseok: *umirap* nakaka walang gana kayong panuorin, mahaharot! ako na single deputa! kadiri mga PDA! *lumabas ng resto*

waiter: ang bitter naman po ng kasama niyo 

namjoon: yaan mo siya, wala kasing ka love team

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awe kawawa naman ang hobi kooooooooo

hayaan mo papunta nako diyan di kita pababayaan!!!!

to those of you who doesn't understand this chapter... sorry

i found this scenario written in one of my notebooks.

yeah it's embarrassing that i used to write lame stories when i was only a 7th grader.

don't mind this crack head chapter ^~^