Jin: wakes you up by recording your mothers rants... hits you with a frying pan if you snooze
Yoongi: haha bitch you are the one to wake him up.
Hoseok: loudest alarm clock in the history of alarm clocks, screams louder if you snooze.
Namjoon: self destructs if you don't wake the fuck up
Jimin: whispers sexy things into your ears until you wake up all red.
Taehyung: doesn't know he's an alarm clock, sleeps with you
Jungkook: sometimes wakes you up early sometimes late
YOU ARE READING
THE BOOK OF BANGTAN
Random(FINISHED) THIS BOOK CONTAINS RANDOMNESS READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!!!!!!!!!! a weird book created by a weird author
