Jin: Hello this worldwide handsome Kim Seokjin, if this isn't one of my sons, BTS' leader, or Gordon Ramsey asking for a collab, then don't waste your time leaving a message because you just ruined my beauty sleep you f--*beep*
Yoongi: fuck off *beep*
Hoseok: *internally screaming* HI!!! THIS IS JUNG HOSEOK SPEAKING! I'M SORRYUE BUT I MAYBE BUSY OR ASLEEP SO I DIDN'T PICKED THE PHONE UP! LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP AND HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!! *beep*
RM: JIMIN STOP FUCKING CALLING YOU WILL NEVER HAVE JAMS and if you're not him please leave a message after the beep *beep*
Jimin: hehehe this is Christian Chim speaking are you my anas-- Taehyung stop messing with my phone!! Ah leave a message afte-- fuck give that back taeh-- *beep*
Taehyung: hello? *A huge silence was heard in the other line which made you think it was him, you were about to answer when* it's me~ I was wondering after all these years you'll leave a message after the beep~ *beep*
Jungkook: this message will self distruct
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THE BOOK OF BANGTAN
Random(FINISHED) THIS BOOK CONTAINS RANDOMNESS READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!!!!!!!!!! a weird book created by a weird author