Jin: *looks at outfit* can i get this in pink?
Boss: spies don't wear pink.
Jin: oh come on, its 2018 if sun flower t-shirts are a trend, then why not spies wearing pink?
Boss: you talk too much, just get the ruby.
Jin: no! If I'm not getting a pink suit then I'm quitting.
Boss: no, you can't quit.
Jin: why? Coz I'm your best spy, and you don't want your business to have the worst spies ever?
Boss: no, because your fired!!!! Now get the fuck out of my office.
Jin: hmmppff *walks out fabulously*
J hope: *crawling in the vents* *looked at the grills below* ok target spotted *bungee jumps* *tip toes* just a little more *saw a guard* shitue *hides behind a book shelf* *whispers* he'll never find me here.
Guard: sir you do know that i can see you hiding.
J hope: is he talking to me?
Guard: yes, I'm talking to you sir, now please leave the toy store is closed 3 hours ago.
J hope: please just let me buy that my little pony collection!!!! *cries while tugging the guards pants*
Guard: *sigh* sir you do know that you can wait until tomorrow right?
J hope: *wipes tears while slowly standing up* oh, hehehe right, uhh just uhmm *scratches nape* forget that this happened. *climbs back up to the vents*
Guard: does he know that there are doors here? *shrugs* i guess its the new trend.
Boss: always remember, don't get caught!
Suga: yes sir.
Boss: you better bring that diamond here in one piece.
Suga: copied sir.
Boss: good now go.
Suga: *slowly creeping in the museum, making sure the guards won't hear him* *saw the diamond* *slowly approaching* hmmm something's not right *blew powder, then boom lasers appeared* how can i get this fuckin diamond out *thinks hardly, but there's a large freakin button to turn off the lasers* ughhh i give up *saw a couch* *sleeps on the couch*
Boss on the radio: yoongi? Yoongi where the hell are you?!!
Suga: shut up old man, I'm sleeping here, at least I'm still not caught.
Rapmon: *grabs the ruby* at last i have you in my han-- *ruby breaks* *statues breaks* *windows shattered* *wall cracks* *floor cracks* *whole museum is trembling* *earthquake* *tsunami* *volcano erupts* *whole world explodes* *a/n got smacked*
RM: you don't need to explain it
A/n: *rubbing her head* eheheheh sorry oppa.
Jimin: *climbs up the window* *tip toes across the room* *opens drawer* hehehe target acquired *slowly searching for--*
Jungkook: *opens lights* HYUNG!!! WHY ARE YOU SNOOPING AROUND MY UNDERWEAR CABINET?!!
Jimin: uhh hehehe *scratches head* cover blown!! Back out, back out!! *grabs jk's underwear* PULL!!! *got pulled by a rope upwards*
Jungkook: i better learn how to lock my cabinet -__-
Jungkook: *mission to escape from jimin* *sneaks across the hallway* a little bit more kookie--
Jimin: kookie!! There you are, come here! *chases kookie*
Jungkook: oh fuck *starts running for his life*
Jin: JUNGKOOK!!! YOU THOUGHT I DIDN'T HEARD THAT!! YOU ARE SO GROUNDED WHEN I CATCH YOU!
Jungkook: shit! New mission run away from the hyungs *runs faster* dasi run run run~
Taehyung: *didn't know how to use a lipstick tazer* *tezered his team mates* wipiiiieee *runs around tazering everyone*
Boss: *face palm*
Other spies: *face palm*
Bts: *face palms*
A/n: *face palms*
Sun: *face palms*
Moon: *face palms*
Stars: *face palms*
World: *face palms*
Alien 1: i found a new thing that humans do, let us do it *face palm*
Alien 2: okay *face palms*
Taehyung: is that the new trend? :D *face palms*
A/n: *mission is to escape in the hands of the evil wicked sun* *wakes up* where am i? *saw that she's tied up* *starts loosening the ropes tied to her hands* success *removes hankerchief that's covering her mouth* *untangles the ropes at her feet* now, all i need to do is escape.
A/n: *carefully sneaks out* *saw a door* *opens the door quietly* *saw the sun typing on his computer* well lookie here, i guess he's planning to take over the book of bangtan, not on my watch.
Sun: *typing on his computer* *got hit by an office chair* *comatose*
A/n: hehehe you'll never rule this book! *ties sun in a wheel chair* now let's see what kind of updates he's been posting *scrolls thru the chapters* pfft he didn't even put the right picture!
A/n: ugh! I have to do this myself.
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Heyyy guys I'm back!
Well sort of, did you guys miss me? :D
Anyways the sun is now defeated and now tied up in a wheel chair, his reign of terror will never succeed!
I'm trying my best to update, so i hope you understand.
Love you sweet potatoes <3
Your ORIGINAL author:
sweet_potaeto_fries
YOU ARE READING
THE BOOK OF BANGTAN
Random(FINISHED) THIS BOOK CONTAINS RANDOMNESS READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!!!!!!!!!! a weird book created by a weird author
