how I burn my friends
friend: what will you do if your future husband hates v
me: I wouldn't think he would hate himself
friend: what will you do if your bias is getting married?
Me: buy wedding dress. Walk on the aisle. And say I do duh
Friend: if your bias is in a relationship will you support it?
Me: why wouldn't I support my own relationship?
friend: so, do you like bts?
me: yeah
friend: i didnt know that you liked listening to shit
me: well im listening to you so..
How bts burn each other
V: does santa excist?
Suga: do you have any lines in cypher?
V: ....
Suga: that's your answer
Rapmon: jimin you got no jams
Jhope: jimin you got no jams
Jin: jimin you got no jams
Suga: jimin you got no jams
Jungkook: jimin you got no jams
Jimin: I don't care /walks out/
V: JIMIN YOU GOT NO JUNGKOOK!!!!!
Jimin: STFU!!!!!!
JIMIN: wow your lines are short
Jin: like your chances with jungkook
V: guys wanna hear a joke
Suga: you getting a part in cypher 5?
Jungkook: I get emotional when youre not around
Jimin: aww really?
Jungkook: that emotion is called happiness
V: so hows school?
Jungkook: still better than your rapping career
V: wow you really cant cook
Jhope: wow you really cant rap
BULTORONE fayaahhhhh
Lol that was unexpected hahahha anyways how do you burn your non kpop friends?
Xoxo
Authorthathas10kilogramofeyebags
YOU ARE READING
THE BOOK OF BANGTAN
Random(FINISHED) THIS BOOK CONTAINS RANDOMNESS READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!!!!!!!!!! a weird book created by a weird author
